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| Posted by Christina on 10-Aug-2005 | Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeledQ: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?
A: Now it's got two left wings.
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| Posted by Katie R. Mason on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton called "middle of the road DemocQ: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane
back.
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| Posted by Cookie Monster on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively athQ: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?
A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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| Posted by sparkles on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill and Hillary jumped togetherQ: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land
first?
A: Who cares?
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| Posted by Uncle Sonny Humor on 10-Aug-2005 | Clinton get a crick in his neckQ: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
A: Trying to save both faces.
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| Posted by Ashley E. Who Cares on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private schoolQ: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be
out-gunned!
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| Posted by grayson on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between Bill Clinton and his fatherQ: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his father?
A: Bill Clinton's father only screwed *half* the country.
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| Posted by Sam Malone on 10-Aug-2005 | Why do they always fly around a live turkeyQ: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts.
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| Posted by drummagal on 10-Aug-2005 | Thanksgiving this yearQ: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving
this year?
A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
A: Because they can't afford any more pork.
A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
A: They've been having turkey FOR YEARS.
A: Because Bill is having Gennifer.
A: Because Clinton "invested" all the turkey.
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| Posted by Kendr Reneah on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill and Chelsea ClintonQ: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to sc#$w the people!
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