Clinton Jokes
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Clinton Jokes
Al
Gore and the Clinton’s are flying on Air Force One, when Bill looks at Al,
chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right
now and make somebody very happy.”
Al
shrugs her shoulders and says, “ I could throw 10 one
thousand bills outside the window and make 10 people happy.”
Hillary
joins in and says, “ I could throw a hundred $100.00
bills and make 100 people happy.”
Chelsea, rolls her eyes, looks at the
threesome and says, “ I could throw all of you out the
window and make the whole country happy!”
Bill
was taking a stroll on a lonely stretch of beach one day when he came upon an
old oil lamp half buried in the sand. He digs it out and strokes it and a genie
comes out.
He
asks the smokey’ entity if he gets
three wishes like all genies do. The genie replies, “ Noope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third world countries and fierce global competition, I am only allowed
to give you one wish.”
Bill
thinks for a while and says, “ You know, what am I
saying, of course you know. There have been many problems regarding my
association with many of my mistresses and I don’t think I don’t want to be
remembered for that as a past president. Instead, I’d like to be remembered as
the man who brought peace to the Middle East.”
The
Genie steps, rather floats back and says, “ Whoooah Man, that war has been raging for more than
a couple hundred years. I’m very good at what I do but I don’t think that would
be possible, even for a genie like me. Choose another one.”
Bill
takes a seat on the sand and thinks for a couple of minutes. He stands saying, “ You know, a lot of people hate my wife, well even though
she got elected. And many regard her as ugly and mean including me. She pushes
me around and many other stuff. I think I’d want you
to turn her into somebody everybody loves and likes. Can you do that for me?”
The
Genie’s face drops and he says, “Could you give me that map again!”
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