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| Posted by saber saint on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton's approachq: how does bill clinton say, "f*** you"?
a: "trust me”.
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| Posted by Marco Fonseca on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bullQ: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.
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| Posted by Mike J. Bowers on 10-Aug-2005 | A dead girlfriend.Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes *he* did?
A: A dead girlfriend.
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| Posted by Rougewisp on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between Personal Injury lawyers and ConQ: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: NO FEE - If No Recovery!!!
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| Posted by Sarah P. Hazlett on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill and Hillary Clinton first metQ: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
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| Posted by DarkAxz on 10-Aug-2005 | Chelsea's got her periodQ: How does Hillary know that Chelsea's got her period?
A: She tastes blood on Bill's prick.
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| Posted by Lewis W. Winn on 10-Aug-2005 | When Bill Clinton is lying?Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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| Posted by Kelsey J. Belden on 10-Aug-2005 | How can you tell Bill Clinton is lyingQ: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his
face?
A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.
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| Posted by Minty Fresh on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have inQ: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
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| Posted by julian t. mansfield on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
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