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| Posted by Phil_87 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton apart from a cowQ: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.
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| Posted by greb0 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodiesQ: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He's the stiff one.
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| Posted by Marvin Tapessur on 10-Aug-2005 | What does Gennifer Flowers do?Q: What does Gennifer Flowers do when she misses Bill Clinton?
A: Eats Waffles.
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| Posted by Dont Got One Dont Got One on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Bill Clintons does it take to changeQ: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to
obscure the issues.
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| Posted by daguydude dada on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a liA: None -- He'll only promise, "change."
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| Posted by monster on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a liA: HE DOESN'T! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress
to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special
interests for not making light bulbs free.
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| Posted by Dexter on 10-Aug-2005 | Monica Lewinsky and BillSecret Service are agents expected to testify that Monica Lewinsky was in the
oval office with the President unescorted for 40 minutes, But everything was
O.K., she was just giving the president a debriefing.
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| Posted by Dippy on 10-Aug-2005 | Chelsea Clinton when youngWhen Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the
shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her "What are those?"
Hilary’s response was "Oh honey, those are my breasts”.
Chelsea asked, "Will I get breasts?"
"Yes, when you're older." said Hillary.
A day or two later Chelsea walked in on her dad getting out of the shower.
Pointing towards his penis, she asked, "What's that?"
Bill responded "Oh honey, that’s my penis."
Chelsea asked, "Will I get a penis?"
Bill responded, "Yes, when your mother leaves”.
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| Posted by Leanne Babydoll on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton supporter's fingerQ: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
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| Posted by Charlie Rich on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton, and JQ: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton, and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
A: One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.
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