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| Posted by Phil_87 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton apart from a cowQ: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.
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| Posted by greb0 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodiesQ: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He's the stiff one.
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| Posted by Marvin Tapessur on 10-Aug-2005 | What does Gennifer Flowers do?Q: What does Gennifer Flowers do when she misses Bill Clinton?
A: Eats Waffles.
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| Posted by Dont Got One Dont Got One on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Bill Clintons does it take to changeQ: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to
obscure the issues.
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| Posted by daguydude dada on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a liA: None -- He'll only promise, "change."
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| Posted by monster on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a liA: HE DOESN'T! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress
to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special
interests for not making light bulbs free.
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| Posted by Dexter on 10-Aug-2005 | Monica Lewinsky and BillSecret Service are agents expected to testify that Monica Lewinsky was in the
oval office with the President unescorted for 40 minutes, But everything was
O.K., she was just giving the president a debriefing.
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| Posted by Dippy on 10-Aug-2005 | Chelsea Clinton when youngWhen Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the
shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her "What are those?"
Hilary’s response was "Oh honey, those are my breasts”.
Chelsea asked, "Will I get breasts?"
"Yes, when you're older." said Hillary.
A day or two later Chelsea walked in on her dad getting out of the shower.
Pointing towards his penis, she asked, "What's that?"
Bill responded "Oh honey, that’s my penis."
Chelsea asked, "Will I get a penis?"
Bill responded, "Yes, when your mother leaves”.
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| Posted by Leanne Babydoll on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton supporter's fingerQ: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
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| Posted by Charlie Rich on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton, and JQ: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton, and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
A: One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.
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| Posted by saber saint on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton's approachq: how does bill clinton say, "f*** you"?
a: "trust me”.
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| Posted by Marco Fonseca on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bullQ: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.
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| Posted by Mike J. Bowers on 10-Aug-2005 | A dead girlfriend.Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes *he* did?
A: A dead girlfriend.
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| Posted by Rougewisp on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between Personal Injury lawyers and ConQ: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: NO FEE - If No Recovery!!!
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| Posted by Sarah P. Hazlett on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill and Hillary Clinton first metQ: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
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| Posted by DarkAxz on 10-Aug-2005 | Chelsea's got her periodQ: How does Hillary know that Chelsea's got her period?
A: She tastes blood on Bill's prick.
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| Posted by Lewis W. Winn on 10-Aug-2005 | When Bill Clinton is lying?Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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| Posted by Kelsey J. Belden on 10-Aug-2005 | How can you tell Bill Clinton is lyingQ: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his
face?
A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.
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| Posted by Minty Fresh on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have inQ: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
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| Posted by julian t. mansfield on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
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| Posted by alvin t. decker on 10-Aug-2005 | Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to the movieQ: Why is Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to the movies?
A: Because he's afraid the usherette will ask to see his stub.
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| Posted by Victor Alway on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between a porcupine and campaign limoQ: What's the difference between a porcupine and Bill Clinton's campaign
limo?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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| Posted by keenen on 10-Aug-2005 | Hitler intended to deliver on his speeches.Q: What is the difference between Hitler and Bill Clinton?
A: Hitler intended to deliver on his speeches.
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| Posted by Sarah Anne on 10-Aug-2005 | Change.Q: What do you get when you give Bill Clinton a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
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| Posted by Randy_Andy on 10-Aug-2005 | To hide the men in his closet.Q: Why did Clinton want a lot of women in his cabinet?
A: To hide the men in his closet.
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| Posted by Brynn Barraclough on 10-Aug-2005 | State Supreme Court decision .Q: What famous Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous
for?
A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
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| Posted by cory a. HOGAN on 10-Aug-2005 | Chelsea Clinton a miracle child.Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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| Posted by Nicole on 10-Aug-2005 | Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To tax the chicken.
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| Posted by The Breather on 10-Aug-2005 | The ugliest hooters.Q: What do you get when you cross Chelsea Clinton with a tit.
A: The ugliest hooters on earth.
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| Posted by desiree on 10-Aug-2005 | Air Force One.Q: What has two wings and a crooked Willie?
A: Air Force One.
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