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| Posted by Mark on 10-Aug-2005 | We Loathe War Bluster From This Czar(instrumental intro)
Shrub's estranging... allies, it's easy.
He never will back down from war... hmmm...
Just imagine... he's now the killer
Of thousands in Iraq, and more.
And... it was he who... brought times of trouble.
We never thought he'd go this far... hmmm...
He took our good times, created bad times.
We loathe war bluster from this czar.
(brief instrumental break)
Shrub goes lying... truth, he's slashin'
Deranged are his foreign affairs... hmmm...
He always will lie... in token fashion.
What people think - he doesn't care.
Now... he wants terror... legislation.
Do what he wants (he'll play that card)... hmmm...
And he wants no one... to stop the Bush coup.
He'll taunt; war bluster from this czar...
(brief instrumental break)
His greedy cronies know he'll always see
The same way; Dim Son and his crew.
Shrub's still a fake, and unbelieveably...
He'll say more lies, deceiving you.
Get rid of W... go pull the lever,
And vote to promise a new start... hmmm...
Go vote out W... for someone better.
We loathe war bluster from this czar...
(instrumental ending)
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| Posted by Daniel L. Alston on 10-Aug-2005 | Thompson"Tommy (Thompson) is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too."
—George W. Bush, apparently confusing his Health and Human Services secretary
with Sen. Fred Thompson, Waco, Texas.
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| Posted by Chris Babiarz on 10-Aug-2005 | I promise you"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't
here." —George W. Bush, speaking at the President's Economic Forum in Waco,
Texas.
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| Posted by Jon R. Markman on 10-Aug-2005 | The federal government"The federal government and the state government must not fear programs who
change lives, but must welcome those faith-based programs for the embetterment
of mankind." —George W. Bush, Stockton, Calif.,
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| Posted by Jose A. Suazo on 10-Aug-2005 | I was proud"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me
in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose:
you disarm, or we will." —George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein,
Manchester, N.H.
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| Posted by Chris King on 10-Aug-2005 | Let me tell you"Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of
ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money."
—George W. Bush, Boston.
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| Posted by Sara K. Higgins on 10-Aug-2005 | Headed For A FightTimes were shifting; big drops in Bush's polls.
Dub-ya hid in Crawford, made his getaway.
Helpless feeling; bleeding, full of holes.
His regime is lurching, there's a debt to pay.
They're enraptured, thinking he's divine,
all the looneys of the Right.
But they couldn't see the blight.
But they couldn't see the bli-i-ight.
Bush kept on looking for a way
to fake until Election Night.
He's headed for a fi-ight.
He's headed for a fight.
More war fever... makes them feel all right.
Bush's "Holy Writ" - they think its "destiny."
Quagmire-bound, so deep; they've run aground.
Stuck inside Iraq, but they refuse to see.
They're enraptured, thinking he's divine,
all the looneys of the Right.
But they couldn't see the blight.
But they couldn't see the bli-i-ight.
Bush kept on looking for a way
to fake until Election Night.
He's headed for a fi-ight.
He's headed for a fight.
(Instrumental break)
New York City... got hit; Shrub did hide.
Many thousands died, planes caused fatality.
Bush was branded: coward deep inside;
Ran for cover to discount reality.
They're enraptured, thinking he's divine,
all the looneys of the Right.
But they couldn't see the blight.
But they couldn't see the bli-i-ight.
Bush kept on looking for a way
to fake until Election Night.
He's headed for a fi-ight.
He's headed for a fight.
(Repeat chorus and fade)
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| Posted by Kevin McGee on 10-Aug-2005 | We need an energy"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." —George W. Bush,
Trenton, N.J.
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| Posted by duffmanitt on 10-Aug-2005 | People say"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?
You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I
love you." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
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| Posted by Gretchen Ross on 10-Aug-2005 | Senate wants"You see, the Senate wants to take away some of the powers of the
administrative branch." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
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