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| Posted by brian strouse on 10-Aug-2005 | These people don't"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves.
They send suiciders out." —George W. Bush, speaking about terrorists,
Portsmouth, N.H.
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| Posted by greb0 on 10-Aug-2005 | I need to be able"I need to be able to move the right people to the right place at the right
time to protect you, and I'm not going to accept a lousy bill out of the United
Nations Senate." —George W. Bush, South Bend, Ind.
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| Posted by Laura Nowicki on 10-Aug-2005 | George Bush so hardheaded?Why is George Bush so hardheaded?
His skull protects the weakest part of his body.
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| Posted by Richard J. Allan on 10-Aug-2005 | John Thune"John Thune has got a common-sense vision for good forest policy. I look
forward to working with him in the United Nations Senate to preserve these
national heritages." —George W. Bush, Aberdeen, S.D.
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| Posted by caryline kelly on 10-Aug-2005 | The goals"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this
country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion
is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens." —George W. Bush,
Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2002
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| Posted by Brandon M. Reisdorf on 10-Aug-2005 | At the inauguration:President George H.W. and Barbara Bush: "I wish it was Jeb."
Jeb Bush: "I wish it was me."
Al Gore: "I wish it was me."
Bill Clinton: "I wish it was me."
Hillary Clinton: "I wish it was me."
Dick Cheney: "It is me!"
George W. "What? The speech? You mean the one about the tax cut? The other
one? Where am I?"
Democrats: "How could the Republicans be so stupid?"
Stupid Republicans: "Why weren't the Democrats bi-partisan enough to have
conceded the election in July? This speaks ill of them."
Nader supporters: "He's just like Gore... only worse."
Nader: "I can't tell the difference. Oh, wait! Stop there! These contacts are
much better. There! There's the difference! Thanks, doc!"
Tipper: "I wish Al wasn't so bald."
Buchanan: "A Texan president! They're letting all of the foreigners in!"
Colin Powell: "Secretary of State is almost like being president. Look at the
influence of Christopher Warren! Look at it!"
Gerald Ford: "And they called me 'stupid!'"
President Reagan: "Nancy, he's Bonzo's son, right?"
Gorbachev, Jr.: "Now is the time to strike!"
This really makes me wish I was a talented comic strip maker.
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| Posted by saran singh on 10-Aug-2005 | Others"If you put everything into context, 'new American century,' as used by the
elder Bush, did not mean a new century in America. What it meant, in simplest
terms, is that the United States would dominate the world in the 21st century.
And that's what the younger Bush is clearly striving for: world domination". -
Harley Sorenson, 21-Jul-03
Welcome to the Republic of Darkness and Unemployment. - Graffiti in Iraq
George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld care about the troops in the same way that
Tyson Foods cares about chickens. - Retired Army master sergeant Stan Goff whose
son was recently deployed to Iraq
"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our Number
one priority and we will not rest until we find him!" - George W. Bush,
September 13, 2001
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's
not that important. It's not our priority." - George W. Bush, March 13, 2002
Richard Nixon was reported to have admired Barbara Bush. He is quoted as
saying "that is a woman who knows how to hate."
"I refuse to accept the cynical notion that nation after nation must spiral
down a militaristic stairway into the hell of thermonuclear destruction. I
believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in
reality. This is why right temporarily defeated is stronger than evil
triumphant." - Martin Luther King Jr. accepting the Nobel Prize for Peace
"This is total war. We are fighting a variety of enemies. There are lots of
them out there. All this talk about first we are going to do Afghanistan, then
we will do Iraq... this is entirely the wrong way to go about it. If we just let
our vision of the world go forth, and we embrace it entirely and we don't try to
piece together clever diplomacy, but just wage a total war... our children will
sing great songs about us years from now." - Richard Perle
We must make clear to the Germans that the wrong for which their fallen
leaders are on trial are not that they lost the war, but that they started it.
And we must not allow ourselves to be drawn into a trial of the causes of the
war, for our position is that no grievances or policies will justify resort to
aggressive war. It is utterly renounced and condemned as an instrument of
policy. - Supreme Court Justice Robert L. Jackson, U.S. Representative to the
International Conference on Military Trials, August 12, 1945
4.Intentionally launching an attack in the knowledge that such an attack will
cause incidental loss of life or injury to civilians or damage to civilian
objects or widespread, long-term and severe damage to the natural environment;
5.Attacking or bombarding, by whatever means, towns, villages, dwellings or
buildings which are undefended and which are not military objectives. - Rome
Statute, Article 8 defining war crimes under the Geneva Convention.
Moustafa Kemal was undoubtedly a very clever person. He could be one of the
most popular Turkish politicians of the 20th century. Instead, he managed to
become a butcher. (Which proves that ingenuity, without moral principles, is
useless...) - Mavrofides, a Greek journalist
'I HATE BUSH. I despise him and his entire administration not only because of
its international policy, but also the national. It makes me feel ashamed to
come from the United States, it is humiliating.’ - Jessica Lange told the
enthusiastic crowd, while receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award at the San
Sebastian film festival in Madrid, Spain.”
'There is no collaboration, no communication, no inclusiveness, no 'let's work
together, let's solve the problems together. It's 'we know the way, you don't
know anything. Get in the back of the bus and we'll drive the bus, I guess right
over the cliff'. - Dick Gephardt, House Minority Leader D-Mo";
is this the GOP's vision of America? A land of sad patriots forced to turn to
God alone to reconcile their love of country and family against the trashed and
ruined horizon of the American dream they grew up believing they would some day
share?' - J.G. Schwam
"We have an Idiot Usurping Lying Weasel for a President." - Citizens for
Legitimate Government
"If Saddam Hussein indicates that he has weapons of mass destruction and that
he is violating United Nations resolutions, then we will know that Saddam
Hussein again deceived the world. If he declares he has none, then we will know
that Saddam Hussein is once again misleading the world." - White House Press
Secretary Ari Fleischer
"This is the worst president ever... He (GW Bush) is the worst president in
all of American history." - Helen Thomas
"The first sign of awareness comes with the realization that there are
thousands of tormented souls burning in hell AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM."
--Unknown contributor
Humanity is probably a genetic perversion created by the aliens. We are
completely unnatural to the earth and live on it's surface like a cancer or an
infestation of flees. We cut, kill, pollute, and burn everything we touch and
soon we the genetic freaks will breed pollute and war ourselves right out of a
planet.
--Unknown contributor
"If morons could fly, the sky would be pitch black."
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| Posted by Michael Murphy on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush and the family:"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." Greater Nashua,
N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000.
Bush says families should, "Put the 'off' button on," to control profanity and
violence on TV, "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream"
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| Posted by Jim L. Lezuch on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush and children:"The question we need to ask: Is our children learning?"
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun".
"There needs to be an effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate
children".
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| Posted by spanky on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush and America:"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in
America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."
"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of
Americans." - Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called
America will be the pacemakers."
"The American people want a president that appeals to the angels".
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