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| Posted by Leeann Katchmazenski on 10-Aug-2005 | Money for my men, blood from our forcesWell, a man comes on the 6 o’clock news
Said Saddam needs shot, Saddam needs defused
Saddam has weapons hiding
Saddam wants a war
Saddam's got to pay
Saddam ain't gettin' too far yeah
He won't be gettin' far
My pappy tells me "Georgie, back in my day, son
This man would answer for all the wicked that he done"
"Take all the troops and weapons
Go into Baghdad, see, round up all of his bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that"
A mailed fist is one thing you will always find
You got to threaten with your war toys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll divide all of the local loot soon
We’ll praise our new crusades against evil doers
Singing "money for my men, blood from our forces"
We got too many arabs doing dirty deeds
We feed hate and corruption, they protest in their streets
It’s time the ol' U. S. of A. put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker, that’ll settle ’em down
You can bet we’ll set ’em down ’cause
A mailed fist is one thing you will always find
You got to threaten with your war toys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll divide all of the local loot soon
We’ll praise our new crusades against evil doers
Singing "money for my men, blood from our forces"
A mailed fist is one thing you will always find
You got to threaten with your war toys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll divide all of the local loot soon
We’ll praise our new crusades against evil doers
Singing "money for my men, blood from our forces".
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| Posted by Cliff on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush got a coded message from SaddamBush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped
too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill
Clinton.
He suggested turning the message upside down ...
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| Posted by Ben T. Halbig on 10-Aug-2005 | American people"I think the American people — I hope the American — I don't think, let me — I
hope the American people trust me." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
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| Posted by Nathan Burns on 10-Aug-2005 | Puzzled PresidentCheney gets a call from his "boss", W.
"I've got a problem," says W.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle,
but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies W.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the
jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud,
Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."
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| Posted by Brian w. willis on 10-Aug-2005 | There's only one person"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and
the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the
troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know
what it's like." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.
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| Posted by Hansen H. Lieu on 10-Aug-2005 | Deer huntingGeorge W. Bush and Dan Quayle where returning from hunting. The two were
dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling
his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something...but I can tell you that
it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers
won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later George W. said to Dan Quayle, "You know, that guy was
right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah," George W. added, "but we're getting farther away from the truck...."
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| Posted by Laurie Hiestand on 10-Aug-2005 | In other words"In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the
decision which they think is best for their family." —George W. Bush, on
smallpox vaccinations, Washington, D.C.
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| Posted by Jake Russell on 10-Aug-2005 | The law I sign"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of
collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass
production." —George W. Bush, Washington.
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| Posted by al -. harvey on 10-Aug-2005 | I know something"I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one."
—George W. Bush, campaigning for Gov. Mike Huckabee, Bentonville, Ark.
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| Posted by Slider1489 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush's Brain Scan .George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have
discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two
sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very
unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right
side there isn't anything left."
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