Bush Jokes
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President Bush has been one of the most influential and troubled presidents of the United States mainly due to the move in Iraq and the continuing debate whether the U.S. went to war for the right reasons. Many jokes are with bearing to these events and are continuing to pop out of every corner of the world. From criticism to praise, people have expressed their views, frustrations and opinion rather openly as evident in our Bush Jokes pages where many such expressions of views have been given a twist of humor. From the war in Iraq, to the minutest political and even personal issues we, have them all. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has the best of the best jokes that are considered to be the most extensive and diverse on the internet to date.
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Bush Jokes
Bush
Senior was in his lawn thinking if he should mow the grass. While thinking,
Bush Jr. got out of the house and went to the mailbox, opens it, looks inside
and slams it shut. Bush Jr. heads into the house
grumbling and mumbling.
Bush
Senior decided to mow the grass and sets to the garage to get the mover. As he
was starting his mower, Bush Jr. comes out of the house again and repeats his
routine. Goes to the mailbox opens it, looks inside and slams it shut, this
time even harder.
Bush Senior was wondering why his son was
doing this as he mows the lawn, when after a few minutes Bush Jr. comes out of
the house again and repeats his routine. Goes to the mailbox opens it, looks
inside and slams it shut, this time he kicks the poor mailbox. As he was going
back into the house, Bush Senior grabs him by the arm and asks, “ Is there something wrong boy?”
Bush
Jr. frowns and answers his father, “ Yeahh. My damned
computer keeps on telling me that YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”
President
Bush was in hot water when the invasion of Iraq yielded no WMD’s(Weapons of Mass Destruction) that was the basis of
their having to go and invade the dictator run country.
Following
heated requests from senators and congressmen, then Secretary of Defense Powell
was told to go before a Congressional Investigative body that was to discuss in
detail what went wrong.
“Mr.
Powell, how on earth did you people with all the money we spend on technology
and intelligence miss the fact that there were no WMD’s in Iraq?” asks a senator.
He
sits back, consults his people and calmly replies, “ Uhh.
We kept the receipts?”
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