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| Posted by Shawn Nocilla on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush and education"Education is not my top priority."
"Education is my top priority."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - Florence, S.C.,
Jan. 11, 2000
"A more literate country and a hope fuller country."
"After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible
citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our
fantastic opportunistic society." - Santa Clara, CA, May 1, 2002.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy
test.'' - February 21, 2001.
"Reading is the basics for all learning."- Announcing his "Reading First"
initiative in Reston, Va., March 28, 2000.
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| Posted by cutybug on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush and madmen:"The most important thing is to find Osama Bin Laden. It is our number one
priority and we will not rest until we find him." - September 13, 2001 "I don't
know where he is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not our
priority." - March 13, 2002
"There is madmen in the world, and there are terror."
"A world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."
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| Posted by enjoyingboyhood on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush thinks:"I think there is some methodology in my travels."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer
questions. I can't answer your question."
"I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's
trustworthiness."
"I think we agree, the past is over."
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| Posted by Psychotic B on 10-Aug-2005 | Great lossOne day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so
excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to
define the word "tragedy."
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a
tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be
an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I
know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss!
Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura
were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most
people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a
great loss!"
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| Posted by dropsofjupiter on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush says stupid things:'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?' December 23, 2002
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for
entrepreneur."
"So what state is Wales in?"
"The important question is, How many hands have I shacked?"
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when
you run for president. You gotta preserve." Speaking during "Perseverance Month"
at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles
Times, Jan. 28, 2000.
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"Today we are in London, England. Tomorrow we are off to Genoa, Salami."
"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because
it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb
is concerned about the hemisphere as well." - June 4, 2001
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some
kind of federal program."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California.
In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes"
"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot."
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."
"I'm running for President because I'm running for President"
"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like
to be liked yourself." - At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the
Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for
predecessors as well." - Jan. 29, 2001.
"And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will
fail." - to labor department employees, Oct. 4, 2001.
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| Posted by Celebrities on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush says idiotic things:"They misunderestimated me." - Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"I'm very gracious and humbled."
"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know."
"I've got a record, a record that is conservative and a record that is
compassionated."
"They have miscalculated me as a leader."
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| Posted by Abbey J. Heier on 10-Aug-2005 | Total controlA guy named Bob is traveling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to
him.
He is trying to sleep, but those guys were speaking loudly for a very
long time heavily criticizing George Bush, the war in Iraq, corruption,
unemployment, etc.
So Bob, in an attempt to force the guys to stop talking and let him sleep,
tells them as a joke, that there is a new total control system developed by the
FBI that spies upon all citizens, and there are lots of listening devices
everywhere, so that anyone criticizing the government would be severely
punished.
This didn’t have any effect on those guys; moreover they just laughed at Bob,
and carried on and on, saying even more rude jokes about George Bush and the
government.
Finally, close to 3:00 am, Bob goes to the restroom, and runs into the train
conductor.
Bob asks the conductor to bring him some water and sleeping pills at exactly
3:00 a.m.
He goes back to his place and says loudly into the base of his seat, so that
talkative guys could hear him:
"If the FBI director can hear me: could you please bring me a glass of water
and some sleeping pills at 3:00 a.m., because there are some idiots here who are
speaking too loudly about some political issues and won’t let me sleep."
The guys continue talking.
Exactly at 3:00 am, the door opens and the conductor comes out, and gives Bob
the water and some sleeping pills.
The guys are shocked and finally stop talking. Bob is happy and manages to
fall asleep...
When he wakes in the morning, the talkative guys are no where to be found.
Out of curiosity he asks the conductor about them, (also remembering that
there shouldn’t have been any stops at night).
The conductor replies that some people in black suits stopped the train and
arrested those guys.
Bob is completely shocked and surprised and asks about why he was not
arrested.
The conductor answers that he doesn’t have a clue but one of the guys in black
suits said that the director of the FBI liked Bob’s joke about the water and
pills...
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| Posted by Ross Monkey on 10-Aug-2005 | Bush says senseless things:"He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
"I want to thank the … people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work
hard to embitter themselves." Washington, D.C., April 18, 2002
"This issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." Portland, Ore., Oct.
31, 2000
"I don't need to be subliminabable"
"Our priorities are our faith."
"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans..." (fallibility)
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
"We're enjoying sluggish times, and not enjoying them very much."
"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our
allies hostile.''
"I will work to end terriers."
"It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term."
"The fact that he relies on facts--says things that are not factual."
"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."
"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to
the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked
Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your
life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours."
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| Posted by Joanne Massoud on 10-Aug-2005 | Any time we've got"Any time we've got any kind of inkling that somebody is thinking about doing
something to an American and something to our homeland, you've just got to know
we're moving on it, to protect the United Nations Constitution, and at the same
time, we're protecting you." —George W. Bush, Aberdeen, S.D.
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| Posted by Mob Kill on 10-Aug-2005 | Second gradeWhat were George W. Bush's three hardest years?
A: Second grade.
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