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European JokesEurope is one of the most diverse continents on this planet due to the many countries that comprises it. This is why many European Jokes are out there as can be seen in our large collection of over 60,000 individual jokes grouped into 90 categories. From Germany to Paris and everywhere else, we have jokes from all over the place. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, is the premier site when it comes to jokes as can be seen in our humungous collection. We are sure to have stuff that would satisfy even the most morbid thinker around. From trivial to dead serious topics that they tackle, jokes have a tendency to lighten any mood however grave it may be. Have jokes regarding these funny Europeans, send them in and we’ll include them in our European Jokes collection for all to enjoy. Need a daily dose of the funny stuff we have in our collection, subscribe to the mailing list to get them through email day by day as you laugh yourself to a healthier existence. This high-tech world of ours has become so hectic and stressed that many of us fail to realize the need to laugh from time to time. It not only lightens the mood of any serious or dire situation but it relieves them and allows us to think clearer and quicker. We have them all, from jokes, to riddles and many more so do check out the many other pages. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, for all your funny bone needs and wants plus a whole lot more of the best on the web. We aim to share the fun we have in our collection of jokes and other stuff to make this world a better and happier place to live in. No wonder so many people love jokes for they do not have boundaries and limits for anyone can enjoy them. A smile and laughter, needs no translation for it is spontaneously understood and shared by all. So for all your funny bone needs and wants, check out www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, where all the good jokes are. European JokesWhy
do Scottsmen wear kilts? The sound the zipper makes scares the sheep. Four
Irishmen were in a bar all downing Guinesse’s when one of them suddenly goes
silent as if he were thinking of some life and death matter. One of his friends
asks him,” What’s the matter Johnny?” First
Irishman : Well, I was tryin to figure out the answer
to 2 plus 2. Second
Irishman : Oh, that’s easy, it’s 147. First
Irishman : Naaah, that cant be right. Hey Fergus, do
you know the answer to 2 plus 2? Third
Irishman : Hmmm……. Wednesday maybe?” First
Irishman : Naaah, that cant be right either. Fourth
Irishman : That’s simple, 4! First
Irishman : Brilliant! How’d you figure it out? Fourth
Irishman : Aaaahhhh… That’s where you use yer’ brains
lads, I subtracted 147 from Wednesday and came up with 4!!!!! Have
you heard of the new German microwave oven? It seats 500. A
young lady approaches an Scotsman and asks him, “ Sir,
what do you wear under that kilt of yours?” The
Scotsman answers, “Well, you’ll just have to reach under there to find out
lady.” So
she reaches under the kilt and pulls her hand back out and says, “ Eeeew, that’s gruesome!” The Scotsman says, “ Aye, it is, and if you put your hand back in there it’ll grow some more!”
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