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Senior JokesWho say’s old people have past their time? They are a wonderful source of time tested methods, advice and of course a whole lot of laughs. May they be about them or by them, Senior Jokes have a way of setting us laughing our way into a tummy ache. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, where Senior Jokes get the respect they deserve by having their own category among the almost 90 other categories in our collection. Seniors have a unique perspective of the modern world and it shows with the jokes that have been made in their honor. Alright, they’re not always in their honor and arte sometimes more insulting, but you have to admit they’re funny. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, has a wide selection of Senior Jokes anywhere on the web along with the almost 60,000 in our collection to date. Have Senior Jokes and want to share them? Send them in so everyone else can enjoy them. Your joke’s not about seniors? Send them in anyway and we’ll make sure they are enjoyed by all. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com,, for all your funny bone needs and wants and we’re not kidding. Don’t get us wrong, we love our seniors but you’ll have to admit that they are some of the funniest people on the planet. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, has the largest and most diverse collection of jokes and many other funny stuff on the web to date. Don’t take our word for it and check out the many pages of jokes we have in our collection. Need daily humor, we’ll send you some everyday. This ensures you get the humor you need and want when you need it. Daily humor is needed to relieve the stresses of this modern world we live in today. We spend more and more time in front of the computer preventing us from interacting with co-workers or family members. This leaves us irritable and stressed out so laughter is the key. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com,, for all the laughter you’ll ever need during the day. Senior JokesResidents
at a local nursing home loved our karate demonstrations which we surmised from
their never ending applause as we concluded one of our sessions. They remained
in their seats without a soul budging seemingly asking for more. So we decided
to another encore to give them another treat. After the second encore, they
again clapped but still they didn’t move from their seats. Unable
to contain my self I ask one of the elderly people, “Wow, I didn’t expect
karate to be so popular here.” I said to an elderly man. He
replies, “ Not at all, were merely waiting for you
guys to move on so we could continue to play our bingo game!” On
their 45th wedding anniversary party, a guest asked my mother how
they have managed to stay together for so long. Mom, who suffered from
emphysema, said, “Well, he can’t hear and I can’t holler.” A
priest who was a good friend of the family agreed to help in the celebration of
a special mass in honor of my parent’s 50th year anniversary. While
going through the service, he turns to my mother and asks if she would like to
have their vows renewed. She answers, “ Why, have they
expired?” My
father was a pastor at our church and on his 50th birthday the
congregation decided to give him a new suit. He was so touched by the gift,
that the following Sunday he wore the said suit as he stood in front of
everyone. With tears of gratitude he proudly said, “ Today,
I am preaching to you in my birthday suit!” I
accompanied my husband to a reunion of friends he hadn’t seen in more than 40
years. As we stood at the entrance of our host’s house, The
woman glared at him and said, “YOUR FIRST WIFE.” My
young children have a favorite book about dinosaurs, and we quote from it all
the time. One day, as we entered an elevator on our way to a doctor’s
appointment, I said, “ Boys, an elevator – just like
in your book.” Then I started to recite one of their favorite sections, “ Dinosaurs early, Dinosaurs later. Dinosaurs crammed into
an elevator.” All
three of us laughed as I glanced up to share the moment with the other
occupants – a sea of bewildered-looking senior citizens.
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