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Redneck Jokes
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Redneck Jokes
A
redneck guy named Pete had often seen and heard about the sport of hang-gliding
and was very much interested in the extreme sport. But living in a rural area
or Kentucky that was not only remote but a bit laid back more than the rest of the States. So, he takes
matters into his own hands and arranges to purchase a hang-glider and learn the
sport for himself.
The
contraption arrives and he goes to work finishing it in just three days. After
a few tweaks he is ready to test and engage in his new hobby, drags the
contraption to the highest mountain straps in and leaps in to the air. Pete was
so elated that he soared and soared for hours over the mountains mastering his
new found freedom and sport by the minute.
Meanwhile,
Paw and Maw had just finished their coffee and were settling on the front porch
taking their respective places with Maw on the swing and Paw on the Rocking
chair. When all of a sudden, Maw sees something floatin’ in the air above their cabin quite some distance
away. He tells Paw,” Hey, Paw, am I dreamin’
or is that the biggest flyin’ beast I’ve ever seen in
my entire life. And it’s got Pete!” Paw stands up and looks stares for a minute
as his eyes adjusts, and then shouts to Maw, “ Maw, go
get me Gun.” Maw rushes into the house to get Paw’s rifle and then returns as
she loads the gun.
Paw,
takes aim and fires at the beast a couple of times,” Bam….. Bam…..Bam…..Bam.”
“Aw
Paw, you didn’t hit the damned thing,” Maw says seemingly taunting her husband.
Paw,
“ Hookay, lit’s Go get my son, I cant see him anymore. At least the
damned thing let go of him!”
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