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| Posted by Lindsey L. D on 08-Aug-2005 | Genie WishA mexican, a black guy, and a white guy stumble upon a genie's magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie appears. The genie says, "I will give you each one wish."
The mexican says, "I wish that me and all of the mexican people in the U.S. were back in Mexico and happy."
*Poof* The wish comes true.
The black guy says, "I wish that me and all of the black people in the U.S. were back in Africa and happy."
*Poof* The wish comes true.
The white guy says, "Let me get this straight. All of the spics and niggers are out of the U.S."
The genie nods. Then the man says, "Okay then, I wish for a Coke."
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| Posted by laken thompson on 08-Aug-2005 | In the barOne day there was a black guy behind the bar working, and a Chinese guy walked up to him and said, "Give me a jigger, nigger."
The black guy responded, "That is not an appropriate way to talk to someone. How would you like it if someone were to talk to you that way?"
To prove his point, they switched places. The black guy comes out from behind the bar, and te Chinese goes behind the bar."
The black guy goes up to the counter and says, "Give me a drink, chink!", and the chinese guy responds "No. We don't serve niggers."
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| Posted by Rey Jose on 13-Aug-2005 | Black White BoyA small black kid goes into the pantry and gets a hold of some flower he takes the flower and pours it all over himself.
He runs into the living room and tell his dad dad dad look at me. The dad says im busy reading my paper go tell your mom.
The kid runs up stairs and tells his mom mama mama look at me the mom says im busy painting my nails go tell your father.
The kid walks down the stairs stops and says dang I aint been white five minutes and I already hate niggers.
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| Posted by Whiteknight on 12-Aug-2005 | Black joke 1Q:How do you starve a black person?
A:you hide their food stamps underneath their work boots.
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| Posted by Madonna C on 09-Aug-2005 | Polish SausageA guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like a Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by Tommy K. Barf on 12-Aug-2005 | Newfoundland and Nova ScotiaDid you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were
pulling the pins and throwing them back.
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| Posted by Matt C. Messinger on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo MaMaYour mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and Spain declared
her a country!
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| Posted by ana munoz on 09-Aug-2005 | Polish SausageA man walks into a store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Are you Polish?"
The man says, "Yes, but why do you ask? If I asked for Italian Sausage would you ask if I was Italian? Or if I asked for German Sausage would you ask if I was German? Or if I asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?!?
The clerk simply answered, "No."
The man said, "Then why did you just ask me if I was Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because this is a hardware store!"
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| Posted by A A. A on 13-Aug-2005 | Welshmanwhat do you call aWelshman with a stick up his arse? A Taffy apple
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| Posted by Angel S. Pecherskaya on 14-Aug-2005 | mueslmQ.why didnt kermit the frog marry miss piggy?
A.because he was muslem!
get it muslem people cant eat pork
miss piggy is a pig an pig is pork
lol!
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