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| Posted by El Nabo on 14-Aug-2005 | bushone day 3 men were walking down the road their names are osoma
bin laden, george bush, and farmer joe.
they walk about 5 miles till they spotted a lamp, farmer joe
picks
it up and rubs it and a genie pops out the genie
and tells them all that he'll give them 1 wish each if they'll
set him free. they talk it out and agree to set him
free. farmer joe goes 1st and his wish is for good farm land for
all of eternity, next osama wishes for a giant
wall around afganistan so no man can leave and no man can enter,
so the genie builds a 25 foot wall around
afganistan, then president bush goes he looks at the genie and
says, " ok genie i wish to flood afganistan"
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| Posted by luvlygirl on 12-Aug-2005 | Polack With RazorThe guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when he
finally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I can
take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continued
bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please change
the subject?
We did.
Shortly thereafter.....my friend had to to to the bathroom and the
burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.
They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out,
I asked my friend what "What happened in there?"
He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can.......Well he
pulled a RAZOR ON ME!
Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have ever
been in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!
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| Posted by jerrymoonisgay on 13-Dec-2005 | mexican jokewhats a fat white woman and a brick have in comman at least in there life they will get laid by a mexican
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| Posted by NoraLora on 14-Aug-2005 | Little 'White' BoyA young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says "Look Momma, I'm a white boy."
His mother slaps him hard on the face and says "Boy, go show your Daddy."
The boy goes into the living room and says "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy."
His Daddy slaps him on the face, too and says, "Boy, go show your grandmother."
So the boy goes to see his grandma and says "Look Granny, I'm a white boy."
She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says "Well, did you learn something from all this?"
The boy shakes his head and says "I sure nuff did, I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people".
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| Posted by cutybug on 09-Aug-2005 | On a flight from DallasOn a flight from Dallas to New York, just after the "Fasten Your Seat Belts"
sign went out, a rather large man, in a cowboy hat and boots got up, went to the
front of the plane and announced, "I'm James Brown, B - R - O - W - N, I am
a white, Protestant American. I'm white from tip to toe and I hate
niggers, Jews and Catholics." He then returned to his seat.
Halfway through the flight, he stood up again, walked to the front
of the plane and announced:
"Hello folks, you know me, Jimmy Brown, B - R - O - W - N, a white,
Protestant American, white from tip to toe, and I can tell you this, I
hate niggers, Jews and Catholics".
Just after the captian announced that the plane was begining to descend, he
again stood, went to the front of the plane and told his story once more:
After the flight captain has announced that they are beginning to descend
"Hi folks, I'm Jimmy Brown, B - R - O - W - N,
a white, Protestant American and I hate niggers, Jews and Catholics".
He then returned to his seat.
A small, narrow chested person, with a black hat and a curl of hair on one
side of his head stood up and introduced himself: "Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Solomon Feinstein, I am an American citizen and as you all might have
guessed, I am Jewish. But I am white from tip to toe, except for my
asshole which is brown, B - R - O - W - N".
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| Posted by Earl the man on 14-Aug-2005 | the dumb catone day there was a cat,it was a dumb cat.why is this cat dumb
you ask?well lets get this shitty joke out of here!this cat was
so dumb that when he saw 2 guyz making out it jumped on them and
said,"Hey dudes"and he started to lick their faces.I dont know
who made this joke up but it sure is a load of
crap!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YA a blond made this one up!!!that stupid
ass blondie!
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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005 | bin ladenwhat's the difference between big foot and osama bin laden?
one is 6 feet tall and the other doesn't exist.
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| Posted by i want pie on 14-Aug-2005 | Some Funny Riddles...Q: What do eskimos get when they sit on ice too long?
A: Polariods
Q: What do prisoners use to communicate with eachother?
A: Cell phones
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite
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| Posted by Sabri Al-Safi on 08-Aug-2005 | Black robberyWhat do you do when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?
Cock your gun and say "Freeze nigger!"
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| Posted by calicutieangel on 14-Aug-2005 | Daily Comments(of the supernatural people)1.)Wheres the Mother bear?
2.)Are you sure the powers off?
3.)Hey, whet does this button do?
4.)Ahhhhhhh, ghost. "Bob, it's only me."
5.) The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
6.) Black cat on a full moon. Ooooooooh scary.
7.) We're sinking, we're sinking captain. what should we do. We
are only taking on boyance.
8.) I love Osama Bin laden.
(9.) Time magazine votes bin Laden man of the year.
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