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| Posted by Dennis's on 14-Aug-2005 | Bin LadinThese for people in a car were speeding at 95 miles per hour,
then 100, then 110!
they heard these sirens from behind so the went faster 112 miles
per hour, then 120 miles per hour! the coppers were still
chasing them, so they took a sidetrail and got away. The
policeman said they'll be back.
Two hours later they found the car wrapped around a tree, but
there were only three in there now, so he went over there to
talk to them.
"Hey!, do you know how fast you were going on that freeway? well
tell me your names anyway.
the driver said "Bin Drinkin", the other person in the front
said "Bin Smokin", and they guy in the back said "Bin Screwin"
The policeman replied "weren't there four of you in the car?"
"Yeah, He Ran off into the Woods somewhere hiding from you, He's
name is Bin Ladin!"
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| Posted by Bobby Horvath on 14-Aug-2005 | Space TechnologyLONDON (AP) - Russian scientists are developing a cocktail of
bacteria that will eat underpants in an effort to find new ways
to dispose of astronauts' dirty underwear. The project, aimed at
long space missions lasting months, such as a trip to Mars, is
reported in this week's issue of New Scientist, a London-based
science magazine. The methane gas given off by the disposal unit
could be used to power the spacecraft, the scientists told the
magazine. "This will be a revolution in the science of
biodegradation," said Vyacheslav Ilyin, head of the microbial
ecology laboratory at the Institute for Biological and Medical
Problems at the Russian State Research Center.
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(): (): How Do You Spell "Relief" |
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| Posted by DJ on 14-Aug-2005 | How Do You Spell "Relief"How do you spell relief?
MONICA.
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(): (): Princess Diana at Midnight |
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| Posted by Vince Carter on 14-Aug-2005 | Princess Diana at MidnightQ: What did princess Diana turn into at midnight?
A: The wall.
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(): (): Hillary's Fed Up! |
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| Posted by Miles T. Cronin on 14-Aug-2005 | Hillary's Fed Up!Hillary Clinton is so fed up with Bill's infidelity problems that she
ordered the White House grounds keepers to chop down all of the cherry
trees within a 3 mile radius. She's having them replaced with
pussywillows!
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| Posted by colton on 14-Aug-2005 | More HeadWhere is Monica Lewinsky moving to?
Moorhead, Minnesota.
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| Posted by Deena on 14-Aug-2005 | Doctor MonicaWhy wasn't Monica a doctor?
She's stuck as an intern.
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| Posted by Josh B. Stovall on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill's GiftBill Clinton was speaking to one of his personnel aids one day.
"Look Chuck", he said, "there's this young woman I've seen working at the
Oval Office whom I find very attractive and I'd like to get her a gift.
The only problem is that after all this publicity with Monica, I don't
want it to be anything that the public can ever find out about. Do you
have any suggestions?"
"Well Sir" said Chuck, "perhaps something small and thoughtful would be in
order. A box of chocolates or a bouquet of flowers...but whatever you do
sir, don't splash out on a dress."
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| Posted by Jamaahl Boxx on 14-Aug-2005 | What a PityA boy reads in a newspaper that children in an average American family
watches at least 600 violent movies on television each year. The boy tells
his friend this and says, "What a pity, I've been watching the wrong
channels!"
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| Posted by S W on 14-Aug-2005 | President BillAn American President named Bill
Of sex scandal and sleaze had his fill
He said to the presses, "I'll wear low-cut dresses
And spike heels, to give Starr a real thrill!"
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