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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Why are they having so much trouble finding...


Posted by Marco Fonseca on 07-Aug-2005

Why are they having so much trouble finding...

Why are they having so much trouble finding a cure for AIDS?

- The scientists can't get the little mice to butt fuck.

   

2 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): What do you get when you cross a Mexican with...


Posted by emipa on 07-Aug-2005

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with...

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Italian?

- Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

   

2 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?...


Posted by Stanley Tuvako on 07-Aug-2005

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?...

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
- By leaving the plunger in the toilet

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Jack Splat could eat no fat his...


Posted by Barrett A. Willis on 07-Aug-2005

Jack Splat could eat no fat his...

Jack Splat could eat no fat his
wife could eat no lean so jack
ignored her flabby tits and
licked her asshole clean

   

3 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): There was a girl who needed to borrow her...


Posted by J D on 07-Aug-2005

There was a girl who needed to borrow her...

There was a girl who needed to borrow her dad's car. So she went to her dad and she asked, "Dad, I need to borrow your car."

So her dad thinks about it and he says, "Well you have to suck my dick first."

So the girl agrees and starts to suck his dick. "Dad", she says, "your dick tastes like shit!"

"Yea" he said, "Your brother needed to borrow the car too."

   

1 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?...


Posted by Jokester Jeff on 07-Aug-2005

How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?...

How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?

The hotdogs taste like shit!

   

2 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Whats black and taps on glass?...


Posted by Sway Braun on 07-Aug-2005

Whats black and taps on glass?...

Whats black and taps on glass?
A baby in a microwave.

   

1 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Kid: Mom! Everyone at school says I look like...


Posted by Jack R. Off on 07-Aug-2005

Kid: Mom! Everyone at school says I look like...

Kid: Mom! Everyone at school says I look like a werewolf!

Mom: Shut up and comb your face!

   

1 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): What does an elephant use as a vibrator?...


Posted by Scott D. Bibee on 07-Aug-2005

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?...

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
An epilectic.

   

1 people have rated this joke:
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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?...


Posted by wet w. willy on 07-Aug-2005

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?...

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?

Ripping it off.

   

1 people have rated this joke:
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