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| Posted by Prosthetic Head on 07-Aug-2005 | Why can't Hellen Keller drive?...Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
She's a woman.
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| Posted by Nickynoodle on 07-Aug-2005 | What's the definition of gross?...What's the definition of gross?
When you open your refrigerator and your rump-roast farts at you.
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| Posted by Lindy Meyer on 07-Aug-2005 | Whats a priest's favorite type of meat?...Whats a priest's favorite type of meat?
- NUN!
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| Posted by Jeff R. Snow on 07-Aug-2005 | Things not to say to a leper:...Things not to say to a leper:
- "Hang in there"
- "What's eating you?"
- "Don't go to pieces."
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| Posted by Jeremy A. Overton on 07-Aug-2005 | What goes "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha klunk"?...What goes "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha klunk"?
A leper laughing his head off.
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| Posted by Marvin Tapessur on 07-Aug-2005 | Necrophilia means never having to say you're...Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
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