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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): What's grosser than gross?...


Posted by Kevin Polagro on 07-Aug-2005

What's grosser than gross?...

What's grosser than gross?
A Cheerleader suction cupped to the floor.

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit....


Posted by dodo zhang on 07-Aug-2005

Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit....

Suffocation: Farting in a spacesuit.
   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): How can you tell if a valentine is from a...


Posted by Jay Jay on 07-Aug-2005

How can you tell if a valentine is from a...

How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?
- The tongue's still in the envelope.

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): What did Jeffery Dammer say to Lorena Bobbit?...


Posted by paytbidd on 07-Aug-2005

What did Jeffery Dammer say to Lorena Bobbit?...

What did Jeffery Dammer say to Lorena Bobbit?
- "Are you gonna eat that?"

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): La Machine....


Posted by Angie Baby on 07-Aug-2005

La Machine....

La Machine.
...vegetables...vvrrrrr...
La Machine.
...fruits...vvrrrrr...
La Machine.
...little children...No mommy, No!...vvrrrrr...
La Machine.
   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): It's April first and a guy is sitting in the...


Posted by Sunny Girl on 07-Aug-2005

It's April first and a guy is sitting in the...

It's April first and a guy is sitting in the hospital waiting for his wife to have their child. The nurse comes out and tells the man there have been some complications and it will take longer than expected.

Five hours later the nurse comes out holding his baby. He gets up and exclaims "Can I hold my child?" When he is just reaching for the baby the nurse grabs the kid by the leg and starts swinging him around the room; smashing his bloodied body on the floor. She then rips off his arm and procedes to beat the childs face into a twisted bloody pulp. Then she slams the baby in the door until his body is almost cut in half.

The man runs over and shouts, "What the fuck are you doing to my baby!"

The nurse simply says,"April fools it was already dead."

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Okay, I want you to blink your left eye, then...


Posted by Charlie Nielsen on 07-Aug-2005

Okay, I want you to blink your left eye, then...

Okay, I want you to blink your left eye, then your right eye, and then both at the same time. What is this an example of?

- Christopher Reeves doing the Macarena!

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Why wasn't JFK a good boxer?...


Posted by basketballgal on 07-Aug-2005

Why wasn't JFK a good boxer?...

Why wasn't JFK a good boxer?
He couldn't take a shot to the head.

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): What is the difference between a pie and a...


Posted by Ben T. Halbig on 07-Aug-2005

What is the difference between a pie and a...

What is the difference between a pie and a woman?
The crust on a pie is good!

   

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Ethnic Jokes /u.s./ (7240):Gross Jokes (71): Why don't old men eat their wives out?...


Posted by pete imaman on 07-Aug-2005

Why don't old men eat their wives out?...

Why don't old men eat their wives out?

Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?

   

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