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| Posted by dawn whispers on 07-Aug-2005 | Hiroshima was a boom town....Hiroshima was a boom town.
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| Posted by Olga Baczynski on 07-Aug-2005 | A couple was honeymooning in Daytona Beach....A couple was honeymooning in Daytona Beach. The manager of the motel
noticed the new groom fishing all day and night on the first day of their
stay. The second day came and the new groom was again fishing all day and
night. This ritual was repeated on the third and fourth day and night.
The manager could not take anymore. He went up to the new groom and said,
"You just got married. How come you're not up there making love to your
new wife?"
The new groom said, "I can't..... She has gonnoreah."
The manager said, "Well .....she what about her mouth?" To which the
groom answered, "Nope ...She has pyoreah."
The manager scratches his head and says, "Her ass?"
The groom replies, "No way ....she has diareah!"
The manager says, "Well, let me ask you....if this bitch has so much wrong
with her, why did you marry her?"
To which the groom smiles and says, "Well she has worms too and I love to
fish day and night."
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| Posted by Zalman Puchkoff on 07-Aug-2005 | The more you run over a dead cat the flatter...The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.
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| Posted by Globegirl Yeates on 07-Aug-2005 | What do Vegetarian Maggots eat?...What do Vegetarian Maggots eat?
Linda McCartney.
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| Posted by samuel h. duham on 07-Aug-2005 | John and Bill went on their annual camping...John and Bill went on their annual camping and hunting trip.
John spent the first night drinking beer and talking about how many deer he
hoped to shoot.
The next morning they got up early, John wasn't feeling good, so Bill went
off hunting without him.
John was so hung over that when he went to take a dump, he fell asleep
sitting there on the log.
Bill got a deer early and camme back to find John sleeping. As a joke he
gutted the deer, put the insides under John, and left without waking him.
An hour later John wondered back into camp, his face white as a sheet.
"What's wrong?" asked Bill.
"I drank so much last night I shit my guts out," said John, "But by the
grace of God and a greasy stick, I got them all back in!"
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| Posted by Sexy_Baby on 07-Aug-2005 | Did you hear about the leper card game?...Did you hear about the leper card game?
One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried
his eyes out.
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| Posted by Scott Me on 07-Aug-2005 | When John Candy died they found out he was...When John Candy died they found out he was dealing drugs.
They pulled down his pants and found 50 pounds of crack.
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