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| Posted by Scott p. Johnson on 14-Aug-2005 | The Blond and The IrishmanA blond and an Irish man are casully having a conversation when
the blond notices that the Irishman has a sticker on his left
foot with a "L" printed on it and a sticker on his right foot
with an "R" on it.
When inquiring about this the Irishman replies, "It's so I can
tell my left from my right"
After a few minutes silence the blond says, "Oooohhhh that's why
I have C & A printed in my knickers!"
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| Posted by Yummy P. Pants on 14-Aug-2005 | blondesA bolnde was walking down the street she sees a hot man she asks
him if he is with anybody he says "excuse me" and she says
certainly you should not do that in public and again he says
"excuse me" she says I know the properthing to say because my
father is bill clinton and he sayssss err ya ya should neever
farte in pulblica so I am a blonde am a havard student so the
man says I will give you a hundred bucks if you jump infront of
a bus the blonde having a problem with money says ok and jumps
infront of a bus and the guy gos over to her and sticks a
hundred bucks in her pocket and says heres 99 bucks for tying to
be a horr and hers a buck for trying to be a she
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| Posted by Thuh Viper on 14-Aug-2005 | dumb blondeA blonde walked into a bar.
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| Posted by iceqt M. Star on 14-Aug-2005 | How do can you......How can you tell someone is blonde?
when they look at you!
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| Posted by Danette J. Adkins on 14-Aug-2005 | Blonde on dutythere's this blonde,she works at a police station.{that right
there tells you something is bad}one day all the police men got
a stomach virus from a special cake that the blond
maked.So,later that day as her being the only one that could
actually go outside and fight bad guys,there was a criminal that
robbed a bank down the street.the people at the bank called in
and reported it ,then the chief told the blonde to go on duty
and try to catch the bad guys.so the blond had a choice,between
a rifle,a big big gun,and a bb gun,so as being a blonde,she
chose the bb gun,anyways,she got in her cop car and raced down
the street,she passed the bank up and went to the river bank,in
other words the park,but we say river bank.so she looked
around,and nothing seemed bad,so she keep looking.2 hours later
the cheif spots her on his lunch break down at the river bank,he
said to the blonde,"what are you doing?,the criminals got
away"she replied,"but you said to get on duty so I went to the
park and found some duty to get on,oh yeah,I think you need to
put more bb's in the gun too!"
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| Posted by Wedgey Boy on 14-Aug-2005 | what do u get when blondes r in a bubmereen?There are a lot of blonds in a submereen how do you drownd
them?knock on the door.
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| Posted by Nicole Calabrese on 14-Aug-2005 | The Blonde ArcherA blonde shot an arrow into the air and missed!
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 14-Aug-2005 | Blonde and the PoolA blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were in a swim race.
The blonde got to 3 quarters of the way to the end and then
decided she was reay tired so she swam all the way back to the
start.
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| Posted by Satin C on 09-Aug-2005 | Why do blondes giveQ: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
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