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| Posted by SongBird5685 on 14-Aug-2005 | One Wish EachThere were once two red heads and one blonde stuck at the edge
of a cliff. At the tip there was a genie's bottle. The genie
said he would grant them one wish each.
The first red head jumped off and said I wish I was a bird than
flew away. The next red head said I wish I was a bee then flew
away. When the clumsy blonde went to jump off before she went
she said "I wish I was a..." then she tripped and said "Shit!"
And she turned into a piece of poop.
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| Posted by Andy Duraaaaaaaaaaaan on 14-Aug-2005 | What's the DifferenceWhat's the difference between a brunette and a blonde?
It takes about two hours before the blonde gets the joke.
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| Posted by Hididoe on 08-Aug-2005 | Computer use of a blonde!How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?
The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!
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| Posted by Matt walsh on 08-Aug-2005 | The Blonde NunOne night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish."
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways."
"There must be something you would have of me," said God.
"Well, there is one thing," she said.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blond jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. "Blond jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans.
But surely there is something that I could do just for you."
"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel!"
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| Posted by Wicked_draven69 on 14-Aug-2005 | Big BreastsWhy do blondes have big breasts?
God had to put their brain somewhere.
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| Posted by Gary E. Suter on 14-Aug-2005 | blonde on boardone day a blonde was apracticing for her drivers test with her
father. a cop pulls her over and says to her, looks at her
father and notices that he was as white as a ghost. he says " do
you realize that you were going 90 mph. in a 60 mph. zone?" the
blonde replies "no we just got off route 90.
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| Posted by Jon K. Hadley on 14-Aug-2005 | Blond Quiz!!If you awnser YES for any of the following you are a Dumb Blond.
1.Have you ever sent a fax with a stamp in ot?
2.Have you ever tripped over a cordless phone?
3.Have you ever put you star sighn at the bottom of an
application form where it says sighn here?
4.Ever spoken you mind and been totally speechless?
5.Moved because you heard 90% of crimes are commited around your
home?
6.Did you know you could listen to am radio at night?
7.Do you stare at frozen orange juice because it says
comcentrate?
8.Do you think taco bell is an mexican phone company?
9.Ever told some one t meet you at the corner of walkand dont
walk?
10.Seen a sighn that says airport left so turned around and went
home?
11.Put lip stick on your forehead so you sould make up your mind?
12.Have you ever studien for a blood test and failed?
13.Ever taken 2hours to watch 60 minutes?
14.Ever sent someone an email asking them if they had an email
account?
15.Ever sold you car so you could have gas money?
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| Posted by Daniel D. Cartwright on 14-Aug-2005 | Blonde Ice Hockey Team?What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.
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| Posted by Slim Caity on 14-Aug-2005 | Shortest BookWhat is the shortest book ever written?
"Thoughts of a Blond."
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| Posted by Scott p. Johnson on 14-Aug-2005 | The Blond and The IrishmanA blond and an Irish man are casully having a conversation when
the blond notices that the Irishman has a sticker on his left
foot with a "L" printed on it and a sticker on his right foot
with an "R" on it.
When inquiring about this the Irishman replies, "It's so I can
tell my left from my right"
After a few minutes silence the blond says, "Oooohhhh that's why
I have C & A printed in my knickers!"
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