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| Posted by Faisal Moussly on 14-Aug-2005 | No TrespassingA blond goes fishing on private property. The owner of the
property sees this and is a bit upset, so he confronts the
blond. Pointing to a sign, the owner points out, "That sign says
'PRIVATE PROPERTY.' Can't you read?!" The blond replies, "But
the top of the sign said PRIVATE, so I didn't read the rest of
it!"
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| Posted by Chubbabutt on 14-Aug-2005 | Double-Decker BusIt was Spring Break for the collage kids and a group of blondes
and brunettes decide to rent a double-decker bus and go on a
trip. The brunettes are to be on the bottom and the blondes on
the top. The bus had been driving a little bit and the brunettes
were having a party. They were drinking, smoking, dancing, etc.
Well when they listened, they didn't hear anything up on the top
deck.
One of the brunettes decide to go check it out. The brunette
walks up the stairs and sees all the blondes with there eyes
shut, hands over there mouth, and shaking. The brunette goes up
to one of the blondes and says, "What's wrong? We are down
stairs having a party and having loads of fun." The blonde
replies, "You guys have a driver, we don't!"
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| Posted by Leanne Babydoll on 10-Aug-2005 | A blonde, a burnet and red headA blonde a burnet and red head are trapped on top of a burning building some
firemen at the bottom say to the burnet "jump its your only way to live” so she
jumps and the firemen pull the sheet back and she splatters on the ground then
they tell the red head to jump and she said "no your just going to pull the
sheet back "they say no we wont we just don’t like burnet and soon she jumps
they pull the sheet and she dies the they tell the blonde to jump and she says
the only way ill jump is if you put the sheet down and back away from it.
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| Posted by DayDreamer on 11-Aug-2005 | Sunbaking NudeA certain young man finally won a date with the blonde female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex.To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.
Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into the livingroom to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again.He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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| Posted by Jack Treese on 14-Aug-2005 | BlondsIf your a blond scroll down for a very funny joke.
Scroll up for a very funny joke if your are a blond.
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| Posted by Kristi Burchfield on 14-Aug-2005 | The Blonde's Revenge!The Blonde's Revenge!
* Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
* What's black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
* What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it!
* What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
* Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
* What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
* What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
* What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage
* Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
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| Posted by Green Hornet on 14-Aug-2005 | Bambi TooOne day, my friends and I were discussing who owned the movie
Bambi.
"I have Bambi."
"I have Bambi too."
"So do I."
"I have Bambi too."
"Oh," says my blonde friend, sounding very dissapointed, "I only
have Bambi One."
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| Posted by Zac C. Condie on 14-Aug-2005 | Blonds and turtles What do blonds have in common with turtles?
When their on there backs their screwed.
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| Posted by joran on 14-Aug-2005 | hairlip___humpbackone day ther was an old hairlip guy who walks into a bar and
says i want a beer the barmaid says that will be 5 dollars the
guy says thats way too much he goes give me a coke she said
thats 3 dollars he says man give a glass of water she turns
around to get his water he says whats that on your back she says
im humpback sounds like your hairlip he goes i thought it was
your butt since everything else in here is so high
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| Posted by Big Fat ASS on 09-Aug-2005 | Blonde on a 747A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting,
"BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot.
She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting,
"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
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