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| Posted by Bob O. Boot on 14-Aug-2005 | Cum on the Elevator Floorthere was a red head, bernet, and a blonde. they were getting
on the elevator to go to work up to the 6th floor. while they
were going up they noticed a damp wet spot ont the carpet of the
elevator floor the red head bent down and said it looks like
cum, the bernet bent down and said it even smells like cum, then
the blonde bent down and said well it's nobody from our
building.
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| Posted by Jo Smith on 08-Aug-2005 | The blonde bank robbers!Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.
They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank.
The first blonde says to the second blonde, "Are you SURE you understand the plan?"
"Yes!" replied the second blonde.
So the second blonde gets out of the passenger side of the car and heads into the bank.
Time passes, and after 10 minutes the second blonde has not returned.
The first blonde gets very nervous.
Finally, out comes the second blonde from the bank dragging the safe behind her by a rope, and seconds behind her comes the guard with his pants down.
"No you idiot! I told you to blow the SAFE and tie-up the GUARD!"
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| Posted by Clueless_3216 on 10-Aug-2005 | Sunny dayA man had a big date with a very sexy blonde, he decided to lay out on a sunny
day on his roof to get a good tan but he fell asleep and burnt his manly part.
Not wanting to cancel the big date he rubbed lotion on it and hoped it would be
ok.
During the middle of there date he asked to be excused because his manly
had started hurting.... he went into the kitchen poured a tall glass of milk and
stuck his penis in it.The blonde worried walked in the kitchen and seen him....
as he was very embarrassed and about to explain to the blonde said "Oh so that's
how you guys load them things!"
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| Posted by Mark Julia on 14-Aug-2005 | Game Show QuestionA blonde was on a game show and one of the questions was 'what
was the first thing Eve said to Adam?'
With a puzzled look on her face the said 'hmmmmm. Thats a hard
one.'
The game show host yelled 'That is correct!!!!'
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| Posted by Matt A. Marmaros on 14-Aug-2005 | Cook a TurkeyWhy did the blonde cook a turkey for 2 1/2 days?
The directions said to cook it for 1/2 an hour per pound and she
was 123lb.
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| Posted by David Zielinski on 09-Aug-2005 | Why did the blonde fQ: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
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| Posted by Timbo on 08-Aug-2005 | Blonde jokeThere were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare African tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them evil things and the explorers shall be destroyed. The tribe was going to shoot them with a bow and arrow in the head one at a time.
First they were going to shoot at the brunnette. She stepped up and they called, "1-2-3", but before they could shoot she yelled, "TORNADO!", and everyone ducked and lay down on the ground and the brunnette ran way while they ducked. The tribe got mad and swore but did not go after her.
Then the redneck stepped up and they aimed and yelled, "1-2-3", but before they could shoot she screeched, "FLOOD!", and everyone jumped and climbed up the nearest tree. The redhead took advantage and ran away. They got really mad and swore but did not go after her, as they didn't like people yelling fake incidents.
Then the blonde stepped up and she thought that yelling a mother nature disaster was a good idea. They yelled, "1-2-3", and the blonde yelled, "FIRE!"
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| Posted by Brian s. Inboden on 14-Aug-2005 | santa and the blodesWhat did santa clause say to the three blondes?
ho ho ho
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| Posted by Bryce m. Reineman on 14-Aug-2005 | rock vs blondeQ. What is the difference between a blonde and a rock
A. Nothing
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| Posted by Simba A. Rafiki on 14-Aug-2005 | Ironing boardWhats the diference between a blonde and an ironing board?
It's hard to open the legs of an ironing board.
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