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| Posted by Troy Bynoe on 14-Aug-2005 | Three wishes
One day there was this guy who was walking down his back
alley when he tripped over something, he looked back and it
turned out to be a magic lamp. So he picked up the lamp and
started cleaning it, when a Genie came out. The genie said, "I
will grant you three wishes." So the man said,"Ok, I wish I had
all the money in the world." so his wish came true. Then he
wished that he can have all the pretty woman in the world, that
wish also came true. Then he said," I wish I can be hung like a
black guy." So one day he was in his house enjoying his
beautiful woman an his money, when the doorbell rang and he went
to answer it. Surprisingly here were two guys dressed like the
KKK, so they took him outside and hung him from a tree.
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| Posted by Destiny D. Wesley on 14-Aug-2005 | Native Americans in ShowersHow do you get a Native American in a shower?
Put a beer in it.
How do you get him out?
Turn on the shower.
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| Posted by Imfuktup Man on 14-Aug-2005 | what do u notwhat do u not want to call a black person it begins with a n and
ends with a r
neighbor cuz u don't want them to steal ne thing
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| Posted by Krissy Boo on 14-Aug-2005 | What to do!if you are a girl or guy, email me at kamakapili@hotmail.com
now!!!!!11
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| Posted by chrissy on 14-Aug-2005 | StealWhat do u say when u see ur tv floating during the nite?
put it back niger
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| Posted by Brad C. Hubele on 14-Aug-2005 | niger in your yardHow do you keep a niger out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front yard.
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| Posted by wayne cort on 14-Aug-2005 | A Man And A Broffle A guy walks into a broffle with $500 and asks for the
biggest, fattest black lady they had . So they gave him the
cleaner , after that they went up to a room , The guy says "Take
off your clothes and lie on the bed" so the cleaner goes ahead
and takes her clothes of and lies on the bed , the guy asks her
while she's lying down to spread her pussy open as far as she
can , so she does excatly what he says to . She then gets to the
point where she can't spread it open any more and it's spread as
far as it can go , so the man says " hold it right there keep
your pussy as it is " the man stays there and looks at her pussy
for the next few minutes then tells the lady to leave. As she
walks out the door then the bar tender walks in and says " are
you out of your mind you just wasted $500 bucks and you didn't
even get to fuck her god your a dickhead then the other man
replies with " nah mate i didn't waste any of my money its just
that earlier today i bought a big black sofa and i just wanted
to see what pink pillows would look like on my new lounge".
GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
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| Posted by Scott Me on 14-Aug-2005 | Inner City People Why are inner city people good at basketball?
Cause They already know how to Shoot, steal, and run.
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| Posted by Dazza on 14-Aug-2005 | Upset WifeOne day, a man came home to find his wife hysterically crying.
He said, "Honey, whats the matter?" She said, "Oh it was
terrible. This black man broke in the house. He raped me, made
me suck his cock and made me sing the star spangled banner".
"That's terrible," the man replied. "I know. I don't know how to
sing."
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| Posted by Ciara Blaze on 14-Aug-2005 | Black Couples CostumeA black couple were invited to a costume party. The man told the
women to go out and get his costume.
When he came home, he saw the costume that his wife had bought
laid out on the bed. It was a superman costume. Upon seeing this
he yelled to his wife, "Superman? A superman comstume? Have you
ever heard of a black superman? Go back and get me a new
costume!" A little aggrivated, she goes to get his costume.
The next day the man returns home and sees his new costume on
the bed. It was a batman costume. Apon seeing this, he yelled to
his wife, "A batman costume? Have you ever heard of a black
batman? Go and get me a new costume!" The wife, being furious,
goes to get a new costume.
The husband returns home the next day to find a white belt, some
white polka-spots, and a 2x4 of wood.
The husband, seeing this yells to his wife, "What are these
for?" The wife replies, "Well, you can just wear the belt and be
an oreo. If you don't like that then put on the polka-dots and
go as a domino. And if you still don't like that, than shove the
2x4 up your butt and go as a fudgesickle!"
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