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| Posted by Goldberg Exterminator on 14-Aug-2005 | The floating t.v. How To Tell a Negro Is Stealing Your T.V.
1. you see a floating t.v.
2. You only see two eyes moving.
3. you hear a "damn dog dat shit looks exspencive".
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| Posted by Nancy P. Lynam on 14-Aug-2005 | Down a HillWhat do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A Mudslide.
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| Posted by Kara on 14-Aug-2005 | Two Genies - Three WishesA white guy is walking along a beach when he comes cross a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him that he has been
granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear. The
next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion
surrounded by fifty beautiful women. He makes love to all of
them and begins to explore the house. He feels something soft
under his feet. He looks down and the whole floor is covered
with $100 bills.
Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. He answers the door and
standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen
walk off.
As they are walking away they remove their hoods. It's the two
genies. One genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand
the first wish of having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand wanting to be a
millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"
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| Posted by andrew j. gregg on 14-Aug-2005 | what to never call a black guy...What starts with an 'N' and ends in an 'R', that you NEVER want
to call a black guy?
Neighbor
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| Posted by Kyrajeff N. Rufclare on 14-Aug-2005 | Confusing Day in HarlemWhat's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
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| Posted by Zach on 14-Aug-2005 | Little Black BoyThe little black boy went into the kitchen, his mother was
making fried chicken. He put his hand in the flour and patted it
one his face. He said, "Look mom I'm a white boy." She slapped
him in the face and told him to go tell his father what he did.
He said, "Look dad I'm a white boy." His father slapped him told
him to go tell his grandmother what he has done.
Now his grandmother slapped him and told him to go see his
mother. He went back into the kitchen and his mother asked if he
had learned anything from this. He said yes I've only been white
for 5 min and I already hate nig----.
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| Posted by Brian G. Hurley on 14-Aug-2005 | Hershey's KissesLast Holloween, a black girl and her brother wanted to go trick
or treating. The boy went as Superman and she went as Princess
Di. Their parents took one look at them and said, "Have you ever
seen a black Superman or a black Princess Di?"
So, they went back to their room to change. When they came back
out, the boy was wearing a blue shirt and a diaper like Tommy
Pickles (a cartoon), and the girl was wearing a blonde wig and a
white dress (Marylynn Monroe). Again the parents yelled at them.
The last time they came downstair they were naked. The parents
were speechless. The girl said, "We're Hershey's Kisses! Im
plain, he got nuts!"
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| Posted by quesadilla on 14-Aug-2005 | Blacks vs. ChainsawWhy do black people hate chainsaws? Because everytime you start
one up, it goes "run'nigga'nigga'nigga"!!!
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| Posted by animal jokes on 14-Aug-2005 | De Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus;
An' all ower de hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That ol Sanna Clause;
Be bringin' our check.
All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Dance tru' dey heads.
I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"
I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.
And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!
Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!
As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my shit;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!
Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!
He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
an' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!
Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
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| Posted by Brian w. willis on 14-Aug-2005 | SizesPenises come in 5 sizes:
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Oh My God!!!
5. Does that come in white?
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