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| Posted by Lady Joker1975 on 14-Aug-2005 | Only For a Chocolate BiscuitThere was a man who was heading away for a week on business. His
wife was incredibly horny and needed a good fuck every now and
again so she was left with a warning from her husband before he
left. He said, "If I find out that you have been shagging
another man while I'm gone then I will pull every pubic hair
from your crotch!"
He was dead serious but his wife thought she could occupy
herself for just one week using her fingers and the handle of
her tennis racquet (which she did a lot when her husband was
gone).
However she failed and one day before her husband was set to
return she was gagging for more than she could get from her
fingers and the tennis racquet! So she headed into town in the
hope of finding a large well-bodied fuckable man to satisfy her
lust. While walking down the High Street she found a very hunky
and sexy black man that she wouldn't mind screwing and so she
walked up to him and said-"Will you come home with?" and the
black man replied, "Only for a chocolate biscuit." She gave him
a biscuit and they headed towards her house.
So they got home and the woman said, "Will you come inside and
upstairs?"
"Only for a chocolate biscuit" So she gave him another biscuit.
So they got upstairs and into the woman's bedroom. "Will you
take off your clothes and lie with me on the bed?"
"Only for a chocolate biscuit" So she gave him yet another
biscuit!!
"Will you fuck me until I hit orgasm at least three times!"
"Only for a chocolate biscuit" So she gave him a biscuit leaving
only one left in the box and they got to business.
He was drilling into her-fucking her harder and faster until she
was dripping wet-screwing her pussy and hitting her G-spot with
every hard core thrust. She was at her orgasmic peak and when it
was over they were both swollen and sore and so exhausted that
they fell asleep together in the bed.
The next mourning the husband arrived home from his trip and
headed upstairs to great his wife with a homecoming ride. She
heard him coming upstairs and immediately told the black to get
into the cupboard and hide. "Only for a chocolate biscuit" he
said and so she gave him the last chocolate biscuit and shoved
him into the cupboard just before her husband walked in.
He walked towards the bed and began to take off his clothes when
he stopped and spotted the white spunk stains on the lilac
sheets.
"You've been in bed with another man and don't lie to me!!!!!!!"
His wife didn't say a word and like he had warned he opened her
legs and began to pluck all her pubic hairs from her crotch one
by one. By the time he reached the last one he couldn't get it
to come out and so he shouted, "Come out you black bastard!!!"
And the guy in the cupboard shouted "Only for a chocolate
biscuit!!!!!!"
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| Posted by LilSexyDevil13 on 14-Aug-2005 | BlackWhat do you call a black mermaid???
A carp with tits
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| Posted by Baby G on 14-Aug-2005 | What Do You Have Against Niggers? There is a new weapon store in town, and the news is spreading
fast. People say that you can find any weapon you want there.
So Jack, that is a nigger, once was walking and he saw the
store. "People say it is so amazing, i will check it out",he
said to himself.
So there goes Jack in the store. He goes and talks to the first
salesman he sees, "Excuse me".
"Excuse you? Why should I? Get out of here." the salesman
replied in a very rude tone.
"But..." Jack insisted.
"But nothing, get the fuck out of here or I will call the
security and you will be kicked out."
So Jack went out, enfuriated.
"What happened" asked Jack's white friend, Tomas, that was
going inthe store andsaw his friend walking out with a mean look.
"You are going in there?" Jack asked
"Yeah," Tom replied "Why?"
"The salesman are very rude," it is no good".
And then Jack rushed away.
But Tom got curious and wanted to go see what got Jack so mad.
The store had such a good reputation. So he decided to check it
out.
"Good morning Sir" said the salesman as Tom came in, "My name
is Oliver, what can I do for you?"
"Thanks" said Tom "I'm just looking".
"Make yourself confortable, we have any thing you may be
looking for."
And it went on. The salesman was very pleasant. And Tom even
became friends with him. The service was exellent. He was even
asked if he wanted a cup of water. And Tom was about to go, when
he decided to ask his last question.
"Excuse me" he said.
"Yes, Tom" the salesman replied with a big smile.
"What to you have against niggers?"
The salesman face got just a bit serious but then he replied.
"Well, against niggers we have this riffle, he isn't so
powerfull, but the aim is terrific. If you want power, there is
the Shotgun 2000, but the bullets are hard to buy. We also have
the...."
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| Posted by Bekah A. Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | 3kk and a black guy...There are three kkk's and a black guy flying over China.The
population of China is fifty-thousand. The planes engine dies so
they have to jump out of the plane. But theres only three
paracutes.One of the members say "hey i'm the pilot i should get
one". So he gets one. Now theres only 2 left.Another member says
"hey we will give u at least a chance".The black guys thats
cool.The member says "if u can answer three questions we will
give u a paracute".He says "ok".The first question is what
country are we flying over? Black man replies China. Correct.
Second question whats the population of China? He says
fiftyt-housand. Correct. The Third question is "name all of
them".
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| Posted by mantis on 14-Aug-2005 | Chasing a Black GuyWhat do you call 200+ white guys chasing a black guy?
The PGA Tour.
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| Posted by Krissy Boo on 14-Aug-2005 | What to do!if you are a girl or guy, email me at kamakapili@hotmail.com
now!!!!!11
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| Posted by Angel on 14-Aug-2005 | pakiwhat do u call a good looking paki
as if
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| Posted by emily on 14-Aug-2005 | The Lazy DumbassThere was once a man named Joe,who was really lazy so he said to
himself"i wanna die", so he did and up he went to heaven's door
and knocked.God opened up."Ah yes what the hell u want?""hi may
name is Joe and i felt i didn't want to do anything down in
earth so i died." "yes well if u wanna be here u have to do
something.Do you wanna clean the dishes?" "ah no" "do u wanna
make dinner?" "ah no" "then do you wanna do that thing in the
corner where you turn the handle and little kids of all kinds
come out of?" "ah sure y nott?seems easy to me." so he began
doing that as his job,and little blonde kids,brunette's,red
heads,americans,italian's came out until he was fallin
asleep.Then a little black kid came out and he said"OH shit
they're burning!!"
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| Posted by Chelsea Wilson on 14-Aug-2005 | shadow vs. relectionyou're so black that when you looked in the mirror, you thought
you were lookin' at a shadow.
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