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Dumb Politics

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Dumb Politics

An American Democratic senator proposed a solution to the “Illegal Alien” issue that is fast becoming a growing problem in the said country. She passed a bill that aims to remove or at least revise the term “Alien” in the words used to describe illegal immigrants for they describe beings from other planets!

An American Congresswoman, who was questioned by Capitol Hill police, after she bypassed metal detectors installed at the entrance to the said facility. She claims that a white uniformed officer grabbed her when she walked past a checkpoint to enter the Longworth House Office Building, bypassing the metal detector. She admitted that she was not wearing her congressional pin but said that the police officer should have recognized her.

Various reports have her hitting the said officer with everything from her cellphone to her fist.

A week later, after a tense meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus, She apologizes on the house floor and expressed support for the Capitol Hill Police force.

there should not have been any physical contact in the stated incident,” she says. “I am sorry that this misunderstanding happened at all and I regret its escalation and I apologize.”

The incident was referred to the grand jury, which decided not to indict the Georgia Democrat though she lost her re-election bid in November.
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Monica With Hoop Earings1.00
Safe Sex1.00
Al Gore & Religion1.00
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McDonald's, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky ---
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Clinton's Motto for Interns ---
10 Years Later... ---
Bill's Last Gift To Monica ---
Hitler ---
First Lady ---
Respect? in the White House? ---
Congress...Wisdom? ---
How Many Interns At the White House? ---
7-11 ---
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I Liked That Dress... ---
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Handwriting ---
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Save My Spot ---
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NFL Kicker ---
Good Nurse ---
Bill and Monica in Common ---
Boxers Or Briefs ---
IRA WARNING ---
American Survey ---
Only Thing Not Begin Done in the White House ---
Ups & Downs ---
Jerry and Ken ---
Baloney... ---
Back To Court ---
Ben & Jerry's Top 10 Presidential Flavours ---
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Mohandas Gandhi's Nicknames ---
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Bill Told Monica... ---
Camels and Diplomats ---
Green Stains and Monica's Hams ---
Limerick Contest ---
Four Presidents in Oz ---
Smart Dogs ---
Good Alarm in My Car ---
Animal Sounds ---
What Banners ---
Bill Clinton's Panties ---
Sinkin Boat ---
George W., Al Gore, and Jesus ---
Pro and Con ---
New Elements for the Periodic Table ---
Dear Bill.. ---
Bill Clinton Stopped Playing the Saxaphone ---
Clinton and the Pope ---
William J. Clinton Memorial ---
Monica and Soda Machine ---
the Wizrd of Oz ---
Misunderstanding ---
Letter From Bill Clinton Statue Committee ---
the Clinton Hillbillies (song) ---
the Whole Truth? ---
Monica's Possible Book Titles ---
KFC and the Pope ---
5000 Years of Republican Evolution ---
Toy -isms ---
Quotes That You May Have Missed... ---
Pretty Fly for A President ---
8 Clinton Q&A's ---
Saddam's Phone Call To Monica ---
What Is A Disaster? ---
Clinton and Nixon? ---
DISCOVERIES ---
Clinton's Testimony - Dr. Seuss Style ---
Working for Clinton Vs. for the Pope ---
Let's Get Technical ---
White House Lovin' (to the Tune of Summer Lovin') ---
Lewisnsky Vs. Windows 95 ---


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