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do you get when you eat a blackberry? Bluetooth. What
is a window? What you throw the computer out of after a program you set up for
three days crashes. Computer
Terminologies and definitions PCMCIA
– People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms SCSI
- System Can’t See It BASIC
– Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM
– I Blame Microsoft WWW
– World Wide Wait COBOL
– Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language A
guy was stranded on an island for quite sometime notices that a bottle was
bobbing in the waters near shore. He scampers to the water’s edge to get it
before a wave brings it further out to sea. Hands shaking he opens the bottle
and takes out a note that looked like a computer printout. The note said, “ Due to lack of maintenance and use, we regret we have to
terminate your e-mail account.” One
of Microsoft’s top programmers was drafted and sent to boot camp for training.
At marksmanship and weapons training, he was given the standard issue M-16 and
a couple of clips of ammo. He
took his position on the range and awaited instructions from the range
instructor. Upon
getting the order to fire, he did so. The
range master receives a report that not one of the rounds he fired hit the
target and was asked to explain. The guy says, “Give me a minute.” He
takes his rifle, sticks his finger into the barrel and fires the weapon giving
out a horrendous shout in pain. He
returns to the stunned range master and says, “ Sir,
the bullets seem to be coming out of this end, so the problems might be at the
other end.” and faints.
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