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A college kid eager to earn some extra money to buy stuff takes a job at a local pizza parlor delivering pizzas. He gets a job to deliver a pizza one day to a man who lives just a short distance from the place where he works and gets it there on time.

The guy asks, “UH, what’s the usual tip for a delivery this close?”

“Well, this is my first delivery so I’m not quite sure. But the guy’s tell me that if I get a quarter out of you, I’d be doing fine.”

“Is that a fact?” say’s the man, “ Okay, here’s five dollars.”

“Why thank you sir,” says the kid.

“I’ll put it in my college fund.” He continues.

“By the way, what are you studying?” the man asks as he was tuning to close the door and eat his pizza.

“Applied Psychology!” the kid answers and runs off with his unusually large tip.

At a college orientation class, the representative of a group of female dormitory management groups steps up and dictates the ground rules for the said living quarters.

The senior young lady says, “ All female dormitory units are out of bounds for male students and anyone caught will be fined $20.00 for their first offense. Those caught violating this rule for the second time will get a $30.00 fine and those caught again for a third time will be fined a hefty $50.00 to make sure they do not violate this rule again. Any questions please?”

A male student asks, “ Uhhh, How much for a season pass?”
NameRating
No School Monday8.63
Lil' Johnny Vs. Bus Driver8.50
One Hour Delay8.45
My Little Leprechaun7.80
the Bible Acording To University Students7.67
God Is Watching7.40
Little Johnny's Warning7.38
Fuck7.36
Anatomy Lesson7.13
Little Johnny on Christmas Presents6.50
the Professor's Brain6.00
Can You See It?6.00
Ebonics Translator6.00
Rednecks and Poetry5.67
Urinate...5.50
Michigan Jokes5.50
First Grade Teacher5.50
Grow Up To Be A Doctor5.33
To Home With Love5.25
Tell the Dean How You Feel4.50
Unwilling Part in A Play4.00
Quiz for Weeding Out Induhviduals4.00
Explaining Sex3.25
Winnie the What?3.00
Broom3.00
Call To the Principal2.67
What Is A Cannibal?2.00
Negatives1.00
Notre Dame Fight Song1.00
When Lincoln Was Your Age1.00
What My Mom Taught Me1.00
the Chicano Kids ---
You Might Be A School Teacher IIf... ---
10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School ---
the Rules of Writing ---
Math Homework ---
Poor Kid ---
3 Syllable Words ---
Life Happens ---
the Function of A Dog on Fire Truck ---
American History ---
Final Exams-Top 50 Fun Things To Do: ---
Class Dismissed ---
Buy Your Grade ---
You Might Be A College Student If... ---
Use "Beautiful" in A Sentence ---
the Animal Game. ---
Give 100% At Work ---
Sex Education ---
Calculus Finals ---
What's Sex ---
Stuff To Think Of ---
What To Grow ---
School ---
Report Card Truths: How To Decode A Report Card ---
How Johnny Learned His Numbers ---
Life Saver ---
Rejected Childrens Book Titles ---
Problems in Math ---
Boots ---
Confuse Your Roommate III ---
Liar Liar ---
Children's Books You'll Never See ---
49 Fun Things To Do in A Boring Lecture ---
Do Anything To Pass Exam ---
American History Class ---
Cabby Ride in New York ---
42 Ways To Confuse and Scare People in Comp. Lab ---
Short Essay Contest ---
Commandment for Brothers and Sisters ---
Final Exam ---
Lil' Johnny on Politics ---
Driver's License ---
But I Like the Way You Think ---
Stapled ---
Corporate Lessons ---
Fascinate ---
Chalkboard Assignment ---
Without the Movies. ---
the Three Little Piggies... ---
Professor's Dirty Jokes ---
Penis on the Blackboard ---
Things That Wack You Out ---
Funny Stuff ---
Little Johnny List ---
I Like the Way You Think ---
University of Illinois Football Exam ---
Moral of the Story ---
Interesting Facts (With Interesting Comments) ---
Translation for Little Boy ---
Final Exam ---
Lifesavers ---
Dr. Seuss' Lost Tongue Twister ---
Long and Pink ---
Classes for Dog To Talk and Read ---
Little Johnny Gets Promoted ---
Frist-Graders ---
Syllables ---
Advise From Kids ---
A Final Exam ---


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