Canadian Jokes
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Canadian Jokes
An
American, Englishman and Canadian were in a bar discussing the mental abilities
of their wives.
The American starts by saying, “ My wife is stupid, she goes to the supermarket and comes
home with $1,000’s worth of meat products and we don’t even have a freezer to
store them.”
“Uhuhh,”
says the other two guys as they nod and down a pint of
beer.
After
they ordered another round, the Englishman says, “ My
wife is dumber, she goes to the car dealership and pays $30,000 for a brand new
car, and she can’t even drive.”
“Uhuhh,”
says the other two guys as they nod and down a pint of
beer and order another round.
Before
they started to drink the third round of beer, the Canadian not wanting to be
outdone says, “ My wife is the dumbest of them all,
she packs her things for a two week vacation with a girlfriend and I see her
placing at least two dozen packs of condoms in her bag.”
The
two other guy’s look at each other with a sense of seriousness and asks the
guy, “ Why the hell is she dumber than our wives?”
The
Canadian replies as he laughs, “ Well, don’t you guys
get it? She doesn’t even have a penis!”
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