Bush Jokes

All politicians are subject humor may they be in the form of jokes and other funny stuff. They may be true or made up but they all have the same aim, fun. Humor gives the cut-throat world of politics a whole new life that makes these utterly untouchable politicians a human face. Everybody makes mistakes whether we like it or not and these people being in the spotlight due to the power and authority they have are not immune to them.

President Bush has been one of the most influential and troubled presidents of the United States mainly due to the move in Iraq and the continuing debate whether the U.S. went to war for the right reasons. Many jokes are with bearing to these events and are continuing to pop out of every corner of the world. From criticism to praise, people have expressed their views, frustrations and opinion rather openly as evident in our Bush Jokes pages where many such expressions of views have been given a twist of humor. From the war in Iraq, to the minutest political and even personal issues we, have them all. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has the best of the best jokes that are considered to be the most extensive and diverse on the internet to date.

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Bush Jokes

Bush Senior was in his lawn thinking if he should mow the grass. While thinking, Bush Jr. got out of the house and went to the mailbox, opens it, looks inside and slams it shut. Bush Jr. heads into the house grumbling and mumbling.

Bush Senior decided to mow the grass and sets to the garage to get the mover. As he was starting his mower, Bush Jr. comes out of the house again and repeats his routine. Goes to the mailbox opens it, looks inside and slams it shut, this time even harder.

Bush Senior was wondering why his son was doing this as he mows the lawn, when after a few minutes Bush Jr. comes out of the house again and repeats his routine. Goes to the mailbox opens it, looks inside and slams it shut, this time he kicks the poor mailbox. As he was going back into the house, Bush Senior grabs him by the arm and asks, “ Is there something wrong boy?”

Bush Jr. frowns and answers his father, “ Yeahh. My damned computer keeps on telling me that YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”

President Bush was in hot water when the invasion of Iraq yielded no WMD’s(Weapons of Mass Destruction) that was the basis of their having to go and invade the dictator run country.

Following heated requests from senators and congressmen, then Secretary of Defense Powell was told to go before a Congressional Investigative body that was to discuss in detail what went wrong.

“Mr. Powell, how on earth did you people with all the money we spend on technology and intelligence miss the fact that there were no WMD’s in Iraq?” asks a senator.

He sits back, consults his people and calmly replies, “ Uhh. We kept the receipts?”

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Money for My Men, Blood From Our Forces 10.0
Bush's Brain Scan . 10.0
Bush Got A Coded Message From Saddam 4.50
American People 1.00
Puzzled President 1.00
There's Only One Person 1.00
Deer Hunting 1.00
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Second Grade ---
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No Hidden Weapons ---
Hunted Man ---
What Aew You Gonna Do Now? ---
They Have Weapons of Death ---
Investigation ---
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the Stupid One ---
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Thompson ---
I Promise You ---
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I Was Proud ---
Let Me Tell You ---
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We Need An Energy ---
People Say ---
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There's An Old Saying ---
There's No Cave ---
President Musharraf ---
I'm A Patient Man ---
I'm Thrilled ---
Quagmire ---
the American People ---
Osaka Bin Laden ---
US Presidential Campaign 2000 ---
We Kept the Receipts ---
An Israeli Doctor ---
George Bush Was Out Jogging ---
G.W.Bush Was Very Depressed ---
Bush Country ---
George Bush Slogans ---
the Latest Rumor ---
Laura Bush Wanted To George W. ---
One Day, George W. Bush Was Putting Together A Puz ---
One Day George W. Went Out To Dinner With A Jewish ---
George Bush and His Accomplice Dick Cheney ---
Dick Cheney, President Bush ---
We're All Capable ---
Republicans Unders ---
the Holocaust ---
What's Going To Happen? ---
Summer 2000 ---
A Worthy Charity ---
HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING? ---
Quickie ---
Bush and Cheney ---
Do You Know Enough To Justify Going To War With Ir ---
Einstein ---
George W. Bush Asked Dick Cheney ---
A Young Ventriloquist ---
Colin Powell ---
Because on the Box It Said "From 2-4 Years.&q ---
Three Little Boys ---
I Don't Know and Neither Does He! ---
George Replied ---
There's A Stamp on It. ---
Shine A Flashlight in Her Ear! ---
He Thought It Was Diet Coke! ---
He Can Spell BMW! ---
George W. Bush ---
He Saw Bush ---
Never Left the Office ---
George W. Bush Is in Air Force ---
Rebel Without A Clue! ---
You Wave At Him. ---
George W. Bush's Twin Daughters ---