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Blonde JokesBlondes have always been the focus of many jokes from the past till present. Don’t ask us but they just keep coming into www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com,. Blonde Jokes are so prolific that we have a whole section dedicated to them. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has a wide collection of Blonde Jokes for all to see and enjoy. May you be a blonde, brunette or just any other type of person, we’re sure to have some jokes for you if not a lot. Our collection has almost 60,000 entries and the list grows day by day. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, for all your Blonde Jokes and many other humorous stuff on the net. Blonde Jokes have been made and told since time immemorial and they are so plentiful as can be seen in our wide collection. Don’t like the ones we have in the specified category? Go through the other 90 to get a sample of the wide selection we have compiled and prepared for all to see and enjoy. The internet is the best way to spread humor for it is fast and easy. Need a daily dose of laughter to wipe away the strains of the day? Join our mailing lists and we’ll get them to you everyday. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, for all your funny bone needs and wants and a whole lot more. May they be blonde or just about anything, we’re sure to have them in our archives. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, where the best of the best jokes are and are enjoyed. Have a new one and want to share them with the rest of the humor loving community? Send them in and we’ll publish them for you. Want to rate other people’s jokes, do so and do your part in selecting the best joke of the day. So why end the day with a pout, check us out and get laughing easy. Laughter is the best medicine as they say so indulge without the bulge. Blonde JokesThree
people were stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. The
brunette scanned the seas spotting land and estimated that the shore was only So
she swam out. At The
brunette asks, “ I wonder if she made it, Well it’s better to try to get to land than
to starve and die out here.” So
the brunette swam out. Having more endurance, she got to about The
blonde began to wonder as she was now alone on the island. “
I wonder if they made it?” she asks. “Well I guess they were right,” she
says, “It’s better to try than die out here alone.” So
she swam out and got to about Three
blondes were changing a light bulb when they encountered a problem. So they
decided to call for help dialing 911. 911
operator : “911, what’s your emergency? Blonde : Were three blondes changing a light bulb and can’t
get it to work.” 911
operator : “ Did you out in a fresh bulb?” Blonde : “Yes” 911
operator : “Is the power in the house on?” Blonde : “Of course.” 911
operator : ” And the switch is on?” Blonde : “Yes, yes.” 911
operator : “And the bulb still won’t light?” Blonde : “ No it’s working fine.” 911
operator : “ Then what the hell is the problem?” Blonde : “ Well, we kinda’ got dizzy spinning the ladder
around so we got dizzy and we all fell down.!!” A
blonde bombshell got into a plane and took a seat in first class. The
stewardess at the door having missed her approaches her and asks for her ticket
and boarding pass only to find that she only has a coach ticket. She
politely tells the blonde, “ I’m sorry Madam, you only
have a ticket for coach.” The
blonde replies, “ I’m young, cute and good looking and
I’m flying First Class.” The
stewardess again tells her, “ I’m sorry Madam, but you
only have a ticket for coach.” This time in a more commanding
voice. The
blonde again replies, “ I’m young, cute and good
looking and I’m flying First Class.” Just
then, the pilot passes by on the way to the cockpit and asks what the commotion
was all about. The
stewardess informs her of the predicament and the pilot tells the blonde, “ Madam, you only have a ticket for coach.” The
blonde again replies, “ I’m young, cute and good
looking and I’m flying First Class.” The
pilot, seeing the conversation going nowhere, thinks for a bit and whispers
something into the blondes ears. The
blonde quickly picks up her things and heads to coach where she takes her seat
and settles down ending the predicament. The
stewardess was amazed so she asks the pilot what he told the blonde to get her
to go to coach. “That
was easy,” the pilot says, “ I told her First class
was not going to A
blonde wanted to go ice fishing so she gets hold of some books from the library
and heads home to study a little. After feeling that she has learned enough,
she gets up goes to a store and gathers all the necessary fishing equipment and
gear. She
finds a lake, looks for a spot and makes herself comfy and starts to cut a
circular hole in the ice to begin her new hobby when out of nowhere a booming
voice says,” Hey you, There are no fish here!” The
startled blonde looks around and moves to another spot. She makes herself comfy
and pours a cappuccino from her thermos before again beginning to cut a
circular hole in the ice. Again, the voice says, “ There
are no fish there either.” Startled
once more, she moves to the farthest end of the ice and sets up her stool to
again cut another hole in the ice. Once more, the voice shouts, “There are no
fish there!” Alarmed
and a bit scared, the blonde faces skyward and asks, “Are you God?” The
voice again speaks, “ No! I’m the owner of this ice
rink you nut!!” A
blonde was on her way to A
young blonde heads to the nearest emergency room where she asks to see a
doctor. The
doctor comes in and asks, “ So what seems to be the
emergency?” “Please
doc, It hurts all over.” The young blonde says “ Show me where it hurts,” says the doctor. She
points to her knees and says, “Ouch, that hurts.” She
touches her forehead and says, “Ouch, that hurts too.” She
touches her elbows and again says, “Ouch, that hurts
too.” The
doctor steps back and thinks for a while. He
asks the young blonde, “ Are you a natural blonde?” “Yes”
comes the immediate reply. “Just as I figured. You have a sprained finger.!!”
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