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Best office jokes

Name	Rating
the Internet Explained	10.0
Nigger	10.0
Court	10.0
Glossary of Medical Terms	10.0
Wackiness At Work	10.0
Travel Agent's Encounters With Customers	10.0
A New Orleans Lawyer Sought An FHA (Federal...	10.0
the Man and the Ostrich	10.0
Sales Team Incentive	10.0
Jonah's Fate	9.67
Networkologists Nightmare	9.00
on the Train	9.00
Baby in the Cab	9.00
Fair Competition	9.00
Bricklayer Accident Report	9.00
Face the Consequences	9.00
Math One-liner	9.00
Who Is Braver?	8.80
No School Monday	8.63
Lil' Johnny Vs. Bus Driver	8.50
One Hour Delay	8.45
You Are Addicted To Being Online If....	8.33
Green, Pink and Yellow	8.00
KGB	8.00
Saving George W. Bush	8.00
Saved Your Privates	8.00
Soldier's Ambition	8.00
Cuz I Got High	8.00
Thrown Out of the Lab	8.00
My Little Leprechaun	7.80
YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ...	7.80
Real Flight Announcements	7.79
Aussie Trouser Snake.	7.75
Actual Doctor's Notes	7.75
Alien Invasion	7.75
Employee Appraisal / Counseling Sheet	7.75
the Genie and the Old Lady.	7.75
the Bible Acording To University Students	7.67
the Vacuum Cleaner CEO	7.67
People With Narrow Minds Usually	7.67
Blind Pilots	7.50
Farmer's Daughters Name Game	7.50
God Is Watching	7.40
Little Johnny's Warning	7.38
Fuck	7.36
Pigs	7.33
Anatomy Lesson	7.13
If Coke Was Like Microsoft	7.00
Bin Laden FOUND!	7.00
Role Reversal	7.00

Best people jokes

Name	Rating
Make A Wish...	10.0
Beethoven's Ninth	10.0
Y Guy Cheerleaders Are Not Gay!!!	10.0
Twister Titles	10.0
Orchestra Joke	10.0
This Is for the Bills	10.0
Winston Churchill	10.0
Our Scary Gov't	10.0
BUTTITCHES	10.0
Bill Clinton - Similarities	10.0
Poo, Manours and Get Lost	9.75
Barbie and Ken's Letters To Santa	9.67
Captain's Red Shirt	9.33
Viola Joke	9.00
Ho! Ho! Ho!	9.00
At the Checkout	8.50
Santa Is A Woman	8.50
Tragedy	8.29
Snowball	8.00
Chetsnuts Roasting on An Open Fire	8.00
UFO's Landing Site	8.00
What I Learned From Horror Movies	8.00
A Man With An Ostrich and A Cat	8.00
Alien Sex	8.00
Fun Things To Do With Your Tv	8.00
I'll Have It Right Here	8.00
Sh*t ,Shut Up, and Manners	7.75
Jack and Jill (version 2)	7.75
A Very Stupid Joke	7.75
Hit the Floor!	7.60
Ugliest Man in the World	7.50
Things I Have Learned From Watching Soap Opera	7.50
Titanic Parody	7.33
the Power of A Good Name	7.00
A Mean Drunk	7.00
Bush the Ignorant Cowboy	7.00
Stank	7.00
Chastity Belt	6.67
Questions, Questions	6.50
Twenty Fun Things To Do At A Fast Food Drive Thru	6.50
Three Men Two Girls and Jimmy	6.33
Mike Tyson	6.20
Dear Santa	6.00
Fun	6.00
A Bet	6.00
A Teenager Is...	6.00
Asian Blonde	6.00
3 Wishes and the Mother in Law	6.00
Reserved Seating	6.00
Long and Hairless	6.00

Best ethnic jokes /u.s./

Name	Rating
International Bash	10.0
Why Did the Blonde S	10.0
2 Blondes and A Mirr	10.0
the Blonde and the R	10.0
the Genie	10.0
Trucker and Blonde	10.0
Big Red Truck	10.0
Screendoor Blonde	10.0
Beat Up My Car	10.0
Jose	10.0
10 Fun Things To Do At A Nursing Home	10.0
Old Sex	10.0
Americans Were Saying in 1959...	10.0
Bad Hearing	10.0
Old Man's Sex Drive	10.0
the Most Grief	10.0
Kentucky	10.0
Redneck Valentine	10.0
Texan in London	10.0
Genie Wish	10.0
Finding A Chinese Jew	10.0
Why Does Helen Keller Masturbate With Only...	10.0
You Know You're Puerto Rican If...	9.80
in the Bar	9.50
Why Are They Having So Much Trouble Finding...	9.50
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes	9.00
Why Did God Create B	9.00
Blonde Rider	9.00
Oral Sex	9.00
Life Is Unfair	9.00
Black White Boy	8.60
Two Old Men	8.50
Chili Eating Contest	8.50
Black Joke 1	8.50
First Class	8.20
Top Ten Blonde Inventions	8.00
25th Anniversary	8.00
Check Up	7.75
Blacks Vs. Chainsaw	7.44
Two Genies - Three Wishes	7.33
An Ebonics Christmas	7.29
Hershey's Kisses	7.25
Little Black Boy	7.06
Down A Hill	7.00
A Duck	7.00
M&M Penis	7.00
How To Be Popular	7.00
Cum on the Elevator Floor	7.00
the Blonde Bank Robbers!	7.00
Sunny Day	7.00

Best international jokes

Name	Rating
Dirty Wal	10.0
Astralian Mechanic	10.0
Irish Commando	10.0
Queen of England and the Pope	10.0
'Twas the Night Before Christmas	10.0
Yakimoto	10.0
Martian Sex	10.0
A Russian Finds A Genie	10.0
the Test	10.0
Una Maestra Pregunta A Los	10.0
Queridos Reyes Magos: Les	10.0
Si Alguna Vez Se Encuentra	10.0
Llega Un T?o A Un	10.0
Una Maestra De Muy Buen	10.0
Pedrito Que Llega A Su	10.0
U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT	10.0
U.S. NAVY OATH OF ALLEGIANCE	10.0
Californians Are Mad!	9.67
Bush and Osama	9.67
Love Making	9.57
Mexican Bungee Jumping	9.50
the List	9.00
the Italian Who Went To New York	9.00
Catholic Boy Wants A Bicycle	9.00
Eurolanguage Year 2000	8.75
French Countryside Visions	8.67
Gum-Chewing	8.50
A French Man!	8.25
Afghani TV	8.00
Esta Juan Acompa?ando A Su	8.00
Questions About Sydney Olympics	7.50
the Dog and the German	7.50
Italian, Frenchman, Australian	7.33
Drinking With the Brothers	7.33
Indian's Hair Cut	7.20
Terrorists	7.16
the Pom and the Bull	7.13
Duckhunter	7.00
Serbian Prostitute	7.00
Ouch!	7.00
Thank You Very Much	6.50
Retaliation	6.33
Spell It for A Cookie..!	6.00
En La Clase De Pepito	6.00
Up Your Ass	5.83
Spitting in the Shoes	5.66
Trade Off	5.50
Cheeky	5.50
Noisy Neighbors	5.50
Three Daughters	5.50

Best insult jokes

Name	Rating
Yo Mama	10.0
Yo Momma	10.0
Big Mama	10.0
Yo Mama's Dandruff	10.0
Panthers Defense	10.0
Yo Daddy So Bald...	10.0
Family Tree	10.0
Yo Mama	10.0
Osama Bin Laden and Bush	10.0
Yo Mama	10.0
Yo' Mama!	10.0
Fat Mama Stuff	10.0
Yo Momma So Stupid	10.0
Yo Momma's So Fat!	10.0
Yo Mama So Fat...	10.0
Cooking	10.0
Yo' Mama Jokes	10.0
Your Momma\'s Soo Fat	10.0
Yo Momma So Fat...	10.0
-yo Mama So Ugly She Stuck Her Head Out The...	10.0
Your Mother Is So Ugly That When She Stuck...	10.0
Yo Mamma So Fat....	10.0
Your Mama So Fat..	10.0
Pakki Lesbian	10.0
Brunette Joke	10.0
Men and Women	10.0
Duhhh	10.0
Knock Knock Joke #145	10.0
Page of Blond Jokes	10.0
Yo Mama	9.50
YO Mama!!	9.00
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes	9.00
YO MAMMA Is So Stupid....	9.00
YO Mamma	9.00
What Is the Difference Between Roadkill and A Dead	9.00
Bunch of Yo Mamma Jokes	9.00
Gaptooth	9.00
M&M Mom	8.00
Yo Mama	8.00
Emptying Swimming Pools	8.00
You Are Soo Stupid......	8.00
Dumb Blondes	8.00
Baldness	8.00
Ya Moma!!	7.75
the Comeback Supremo	7.75
Your Mama's So Poor	7.50
Yo Mama #1284	7.33
Yo Mama Road Sign	7.33
Quarter	7.00
Should I Buy This Ring for Her?	7.00

Best events jokes

Name	Rating
Lorena Bobbit in Car Accident	10.0
Translating Movie Titles To Cantonese	10.0
Operation Vowel Drop	10.0
Government Sponsored Diet	10.0
Anything Worth Having Is Worth Cheating For....	10.0
Definitions	10.0
Mouse Balls	10.0
Nursing Home	10.0
Things Came To A Head Last Week and the Name...	10.0
Chelsea Look So Stupid and Ugly	10.0
Bush's Brain Scan .	10.0
Money for My Men, Blood From Our Forces	10.0
Diary of A New Snow Shoveler	9.00
Secret Service Are Agents Expected To Testify...	9.00
1994's Most Bizarre Suicide	8.67
Embarrassing Moments	8.50
"I Don't Make Jokes....	8.37
John Bobbit's Dick	8.33
3 Burglers	8.00
"True" Stories of Stupid People	8.00
the Alaska Department of Fish and Game Recently Is	8.00
Embarrassing Moments...	8.00
You Know How Those Politicians Are	8.00
Blonde in D.C.	8.00
Teen-age Girls Often Have Babies	7.33
Humorous Trivia	7.00
Famous Quotes	7.00
Chilli Cookoff	7.00
Refrigerator Magnet Slogans	6.50
When Reality Is Better Then Fiction	6.00
Bin Laden, Sadam Hussane and A Camel	6.00
Quotes From Bernard Shaw	6.00
All I Want for Cristmas...	6.00
Grammar Mistake	5.50
Bill Clinton's Picture	5.50
Russian Export Rules	5.00
Truisms	5.00
What Was the First Thing Monica Lewinsky Saw...	5.00
Bush Got A Coded Message From Saddam	4.50
Boring Math Class	4.00
3 Buttons	4.00
Pray for McDonalds	3.33
in October, A 49-year-old San	3.00
I Cheated To Get To Heaven	2.00
Stupid Criminals	2.00
Get Ready for Work	2.00
Homer Simpson	2.00
Dear God (Christmas)	2.00
Why Black?	2.00
Why Does Monica Lewinsky Have Chubby Cheeks?...	2.00

Best funny riddles

Name	Rating
Q: How Many Armies	10.0
the Guy From Peru	10.0
Bathroom Rhymes and Graffiti	10.0
the Night Before Christmas	10.0
Nobel Prize	10.0
Tree Talk	10.0
What's Green and Looks Like A Bucket?...	10.0
Big Black Bug & Big Black Bear	10.0
Pick Up Line	10.0
Cookies	10.0
Things I MUST Remember As A Dog!	10.0
Philosophic Questions	10.0
Taxation With Representation Isn't So Hot,...	10.0
Time Is the Best Teacher; Unfortunately It...	10.0
Smash Forehead on Keyboard To Continue ......	10.0
Making Beer	10.0
Rumor	10.0
Stoner Poems	9.67
Dr. Seuss Getting Older	9.50
Ever Wonder....	9.50
If the Shoe Fits, Get	9.50
Bitches -vs- Pimps	9.40
One Bright Day	9.33
Penny's Cruise	9.00
Three Leroys	9.00
the New Car.	9.00
Play on Words :)	9.00
Stump	9.00
Wicked Wish	9.00
Disco	9.00
Cows	8.75
Woodchuck Chuck Wood	8.57
Mary's Little Lamb	8.50
the Farmer's Son	8.50
Bless	8.20
Q: How Many Municipal	8.00
for the Girls	8.00
Udderly Rediculas	8.00
Hallow'een	8.00
Confusius Say: He Who Smoke	8.00
Ole MacDonald	7.80
Suzy Brown	7.75
Skunk & Stump	7.75
Naughty Poems	7.33
He & She	7.25
Bathroom Rules	7.25
What's the Beggining of Eternity,...	7.14
Here I Sit	7.00
Hard Time Breathing	7.00
What Did Helen Keller Do When She Fell In...	7.00

Best sex jokes

Name	Rating
the Ultimate Poopie List	10.0
I\'m Turner Brown	10.0
How To Blow Your Money !!	10.0
Gay Sperms	10.0
Moo Moo	10.0
the Race	10.0
Dildo Patch	10.0
Lesbian in A Bar	10.0
Woman At Supermarket	10.0
the Pink Limosine	10.0
Smartest Thing Out of A Woman's Mouth	10.0
What's A Pussy and What's A Bitch	10.0
Earring	10.0
Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed...	10.0
Buying Tampons	10.0
Zoe and Kals Dating Tips Cont	10.0
Worms	10.0
the Two Men	10.0
How Often?	10.0
Boy & His Mom	10.0
Top 16 Worst Breakup Excuses	10.0
Punishment for Bigamy?	10.0
Father-in-law Jokes and Mother-in-law Jokes	10.0
Washclothe	10.0
Adult	10.0
Bedroom Golf	10.0
Fruits of Love	10.0
Please Stay Santa	10.0
Elephant and Mouse	10.0
Worn Out	10.0
Johnny Humper	10.0
Baking Cakes	10.0
Super Man's Bored	10.0
Bus Ride	10.0
Wild Card	10.0
Looking for Someone Special!	10.0
Speech Impediment	10.0
Horney Santa	10.0
Cream Puffs	10.0
Snake Sex!	10.0
the Poor Man Who Slept Like A Rabbit	10.0
Joke	10.0
Young Pregnant Bride	10.0
Prayer for A Boyfriend	10.0
Things Not To Say During Sex	10.0
Gerbil	10.0
Smart Business	10.0
Wooden Eye	10.0
Nice Research	10.0
Stiff Substitute	10.0

Best funny stuff

Name	Rating
Jesus	10.0
A Dyslexic Walks Into A Bra...	10.0
Gone Fishing	10.0
Worms	10.0
Dead Duck	10.0
7 Shots of Vodka!	10.0
Yo Mamma Is So Ugly	10.0
Yo Mamma	10.0
Tit Joke	10.0
Ebonics X-mas	10.0
Turkey Shot Out of the Oven...	10.0
Psychological Christmas Songs	10.0
'Twas the Night After Christmas	10.0
the Japenese and the American	10.0
Kissame	10.0
Golf	10.0
Things in Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't	10.0
Viking Fans	10.0
New Label Instructions!	10.0
Expensive Barbie	10.0
Wanna Be A Builder	10.0
A Parrot Never Forgets	10.0
Interesting Facts	10.0
Jesus Is Watching You	10.0
A Man Walks Into A Bar and Says, "Bartender,...	10.0
50 Things To Do	10.0
Funny Job Reviews	10.0
Philly Cops	10.0
Toothpick	10.0
Dicks	10.0
THE MOST FOOLISH THIEF	10.0
When Old Men Act Up......	10.0
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary	10.0
Peas Will Kill You	10.0
Dumb So Dumb	10.0
Computer Programmers Don't Byte, They Nybble...	10.0
Murphy's Law of Humanity...	10.0
Army Law...	10.0
A Blind Man in Texas	10.0
A Blind Man in A Store	10.0
Delicious Chewing Gum	10.0
Chocolate Ice Cream	10.0
Car Stereo	10.0
Little Jane Climbs A Tree...	10.0
in the Navy	10.0
Baby Owner's Manual	10.0
the Top 17 Other Teen Bumper Stickers	10.0
Potential Reality	10.0
Fun Things To Do on the First Day of Class	10.0
Fun Things for Professors To Do on the First Day of Class	10.0