Aviation Jokes
The aviation industry is considered to be one of the safest modes of transports all over the world when compared to other modes of transport. May they be small private to commercial airliners, the safety they offer wouldn’t be possible without the responsible and dedicated people who fly the plane and make your trip a hassle free and enjoyable one. Funny Jokes Portal has one of the largest collection of aviation jokes on the internet which includes a section totally dedicated to the Aviation Jokes.
Pilots and stewardesses are known for keeping their cool in the most stressful situations that many incidents go unnoticed by us passengers. They are a source of aviation jokes that tend to lighten the mood during those stressful times such as landing and take off where most of the risks in aviation exist. Lighten up the mood of any office with jokes from people who like you need to get a laugh or two each and everyday to stay healthy in both mind and body.
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In a difficult flight that has gone through a lot of turbulence, or have you had long delays due to the weather or beefed up security measures that are sure to wear down the most hardy traveler. Aviation Jokes offer a mood lightening way of relieving stress that is not only good for you but also for all those around you. Have jokes that you would want to share, send them in and get them rated by other visitors or regulars. Want to get your daily dose of jokes, well then simply subscribe to the daily jokes mailing lists to get them for free. Funny Jokes Portal, for all your joking needs and a whole lot more.
Aviation Jokes
The
thought of flying sent a chill through my spine and this being my first plane
trip was no exception. But after a few assuring words from the ticketing agent
where he quoted statistical information that many more die of driving than flying,
I was a bit more relaxed and ready to take to the sky. As we were leaving the
booth, he said’ “ Now take Gate 22,” as he gave me my ticket.
“That’s where we give out helmets, scarves, goggles and parachutes.”
Upon
arriving in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a flight attendant of a
BA flight greeted the passengers as the plane was making it’s
way towards the unloading platform. She said in a pleasant calm voice,” Ladies
and gentlemen, we welcome you to Saudi Arabia, and for the correct local time,
please set back your watches back 300 years, Thank You for flying BA and we
hope to see you soon.”
Pilots
have long been known to show stress both physical and emotional in strange
ways. One pilot was flying over St. Louis when he suddenly came
over the P.A. system saying,” For passengers on the left side of the plane.
There is a special treat for you. Look down and you will see a rather large
house with two BMW’s parked in front. Let me show you.” With those words, the
pilot actually tilted the plane enough for the passengers to see straight down.
“ That’s my ex-wife’s house. I know for I gave her
that gray BMW and the other one belongs to her lawyer!”
Flight
crews on commercial airline have their own ways of dealing with the stresses of
flying. On approach one day on a flight, the captain went on the intercom with
the passengers assuming the customary call to all flight crew to take their
respective seats as the plane landed towards the end of the flight. Much to our
amazement, he said on the intercom, “ We are on final
decent.” “Will all flight attendants please prepare their hair for arrival?”
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