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Arab Jokes
The dry arid sands of the Arab continent are a misleading to many that the people of these countries are void of humor. Well, then think again, for these people are not only humor loving but topic of many a cool jokes that are pretty much evident on the following pages. From their customs and traditions to the very laid back attitude of the people, they are all subject to many jokes and other funny stuff. Visit the following Arab Jokes pages for a brief look of how and why they are considered to be like any other race on this earth. We all live on an island we can’t leave, earth. Where ever you may come from, you still need some humor from time to time. May you be from the dry sands of the dessert, or the thick forests of the Amazonian rainforest, we have jokes by and from you.
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Arab Jokes
The
Arabian King visits the White House and stays for dinner there. As they were
dining, he was overwhelmed by the richness of American seasoning that he
repeatedly asks his servant Abdul to go and get him a glass of water. This went
on for quite sometime during the course of the dinner when at one time, Abdul
returns empty handed to the king who was direly thirsty again. The king
reprimands the poor servant, “ Abdul, you son of an
ugly camel. Where is my water?” The poor servant bows and asks for an apology
saying, “ I’m very sorry my King, white man sitting on
the well.”
Two
Arabs were on a commuter flight to Washington, one sat at the window seat and
the other in the middle seat. Just as the plane was about to leave the
terminal, an Israeli sits on the innermost seat nearest the aisle, takes off
his shoes and wiggles his toes relaxing as he reclines his seat.
The
two Arabs look at each other and seemingly understand each other as one asks
for a coke. He stands up and says, “Excuse me, I’m
just going to get a coke.” The Israeli sitting in the innermost seat rises and
says,” I’ll get it, no use inconveniencing you by having to stand up. The Arab
say’s, “ Thank You kind Sir,” as the Israeli goes down
the aisle to get a coke. As he was gone, one of the Arabs spits into one of his
shoe and sits back as if nothing happened. The Israeli man returns with the
coke and stakes his seat. After a few minutes, the other Arab rises to get a
coke and again the Israeli rises saying, “ Don’t
worry, no problem. I’d get that for you.” As he was gone, the other Arab got
the other shoe and spit in it, again sitting back afterwards as if nothing
happened. The Israeli man again returns and takes his seat besides the two
Arabs.
As
the plane landed, he put’s on his shoe and was
quickly aware of what has happened. He turns angrily but manages to say this in
a calm voice, “ When is it going to end between our people, How long do we have
to continue spitting in each other’s shoes and
peeing in each other’s cokes…….”
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