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American JokesAmericans are considered to be the premier promoter of democracy on this planet. No wonder they have a presence and are member of every imaginable world economic or political groups. Some scorn and others praise, whatever your view of the American lifestyle, these American Jokes would surely get you laughing. You might hate them and you might love them, any which way, the aim is happiness and that is the way to peace. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, has the largest collection of jokes and other funny stuff on the web and yes there is a section totally dedicated to American Jokes. The culture of America is a hodgepodge of many cultures that has evolved into a unique culture of it’s own. Many a culture has influences that can be traced way back to the early days of the country and this can be seen on the streets and of course in these following pages. Americans are considered to be some of the best businessmen around and when it comes to making money, they rule. They have a knack for getting it right when it comes to business matters and of course becoming topic to many a jokes. See for yourself as you browse through the many jokes and other funny stuff we have in our collection. Have a good American Joke, send it to us an we’ll post it on the site for everyone to see. Not regarding Americans, send them in too for we have one of the largest collection of jokes and other funny stuff on the web to date. With over 60,000 individual jokes grouped into over 90 categories, ours is the biggest and the best. Don’t have time to browse around the site, subscribe to the mailing list to get a daily doe of the giggles right into your mailbox. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, for all your funny bone needs and wants and the all the best jokes on the web. American JokesAn
American Border Patrol agent catches a man in some bushes trying to illegally
enter the The
Mexican pleads with him, “ Nooo
senor, I must stay in de The
border agent thinks and says, “ Okay, but only if you
can use three english words that I’ll give you in one
sentence.” The
agent again thinks and says, “ The three words are,
Green, Pink and Yellow.” “Hmmm,
that is a hard one senor” Thinks a couple of more minutes and says,” Ok, The phone went
green, green, green, I pink it up and say yellow.” Three
men were caught by cannibal while exploring a remote part of The
first man, a Frenchman is asked by the chief, “ You,
what weapon do you choose?” “I’d
choose a sword,” he says. So he is given one and he shouts, “Vive Le France”
and impales himself with the weapon and dies. The
second man, an Englishman is asked next by the chief ,
“ You, what weapon do you choose?” “I’d
choose a gun,” so he is given one and shouts “God Bless the Queen” just as he
pulls the trigger and blows his head off killing himself instantly. The
third man, an American is asked next by the chief , “
You, what weapon do you choose?” “I’d
choose a fork,” puzzled the chief thinks but orders him to be given a fork. The
New Yorker, grabs the fork and stabs himself
repeatedly all over his body and bleeds profusely as he dies slowly. The
chief, frightened, asks him, “ What in God’s name are
you doing?” Before
he dies, the new Yorker says, “ Too much for your
damned canoe you crazy cannibal.”
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